The Distraction Network

Why is milk given to kids who swallow cleaning products?

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If that’s the correct answer, why don’t they give them alcohol?

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Spread eagle

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She is giving birth and they wanted a complete family picture

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Efficient urinal

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I can get the same effect from my shower

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Ear piercing fail

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If you think this is bad, think about his circumcision

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Extreme knife ad

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The knife holding company must be pissed

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Modern Warfare + skateboarding

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And I thought Modern Warfare 3 was stupid

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Cute kitten hanging around

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She knows water is dangerous, so she wants to watch you while you shower

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These are terrible puns

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If you think these are hilarious, think about the ones which are already missing

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What gives you the most problems when you read?

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I’m glad we got the numbers out of the way

Published by , on March 22nd, 2013 at 11:42 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What gives you the most problems when you read?

Old school gaming

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I guess it is somewhat like Portal

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Bad genes

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And he drives like an Asian

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Journey Soundtrack comment

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If he worked at Apple, the uploader would already be in jail

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Journey Soundtrack comment

Weird monster truck

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Check out this monstrosity

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 8:35 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird monster truck

Dog climbing a tree

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What? You would be afraid of that mouse too

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Banana tree

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Vegetarians have the weirdest customs

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Anti gravity road cone

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Planes need directions too

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Pokeball birthday cake

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I asked for a Dragon Ball Z cake

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 6:02 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Pokeball birthday cake

Like a sir foggy windshield

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God sends signs like a sir

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Listening to a nice song on YouTube

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I knew I shouldn’t have told my mother how to join YouTube

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Listening to a nice song on YouTube

I always handle with care

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He borrowed that leopard coat from his mother

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 4:56 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on I always handle with care

Bathroom fun

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If you have a PSP, the bathroom is your gaming room

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 4:51 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Bathroom fun

Weight lifting fail

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Did you really think she could lift that much weight without supernatural powers?

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Weird Pineapple ad

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I’ll have what he’s having

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 3:26 am. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Pineapple ad

High heals

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Lady Gaga went all out again

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 1:41 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on High heals

The perfect wedding gift

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Her husband received a fleshlight, so this was definitely appropriate

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 10:36 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect wedding gift

Urinal planking idea

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I hope that’s his finger, not something else

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 10:22 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Urinal planking idea

Know your Paradoxes sign in Portal 2

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What I didn’t learn in school, I learned from Valve

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Painted fanatical fan

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At least he doesn’t have to worry about sunburn

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Cute Mario cake

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And since he’s 21, we can go to a strip club afterwards!

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Cute dog with knife through his head

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I guess this is why you shouldn’t run with knifes

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute dog with knife through his head

Porn tape discovery

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It was better than he expected

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 7:25 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Porn tape discovery

Perfect playground picture

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This is cute, but you should have seen him falling off the swing

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 7:09 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Perfect playground picture

Very old wigglegram photo

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Photography has improved over the years, but this is still the best method of carrying stuff on your head

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 7:08 am. Filled under: Wigglegrams Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Very old wigglegram photo

Dog attack

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An eye for an eye

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Whenever a girl hits on me

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I’ll let future me decide

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Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

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He already asked for everything, so what more could he want?

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Fat iron man

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More like Gold man, because gold is heavier than iron, am I right?

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Mario and Luigi at the game

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The Championship cup is in another castle

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Larry David costume

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What’s the deal with dumb costumes?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 1:47 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Larry David costume

Bad luck Brian is having identity problems

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Who would want to have his identity?

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2013 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian is having identity problems

Smallest Christmas tree in the world

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I hope my presents won’t squash it

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Radio obsessed car owner

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He wants to listen to Rebecca Black every time she’s on

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Life jacket for dogs

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If only the dogs on the Titanic had these

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Cool gaming garage

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If you think this is cool, you should see their karts

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Tamagotchi toy

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The original handheld gaming console

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Doctor visit rage

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And that’s when I died

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Gaming nerd in college

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My degree can wait, but this Quake level is happening right now

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Say cheese

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The photographer said “say stinky cheese”

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2013 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Say cheese

Huge frog eating a mouse

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Or maybe he’s just hiding here

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Bad luck Brian horror movie

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That’s why you should kill the black guy while you have the chance

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2013 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian horror movie