Finally, a good use for my alcohol addiction
You better get your act together and start drinking, just like everyone else
He has a serious reading problem
If they had booze in class, I might go there too
Great, more alcohol for me
If alcohol couldn’t do it, McDonalds won’t do it either
Is that a clever no puking in the water sign?
This man is a visionary
That’s the first thing you learn in college
A good way to die
Just below my alcohol limit
Especially if you’ve been drinking
He needs to forget about his problems
This also works with alcohol
It does if you pour it in your beer.
He will misplace his alcohol no more
I’ll just have one glass, please!
No problems, I wanted alcohol anyway.
Or too much alcohol.
The mother was there all the way to the police station.
Winters are longer in Canada
Someone is a health freak.
“Sweetie, two glasses is enough!”
Alcohol is like milk, but only if your mother is an alcoholic.
Two guys who don’t know what they’re doing.