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Multiple choice test

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It was the right answer

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THIS IS SPARTA!

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I can’t believe he got 100%

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What do you use to film?

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A smart answer for a smart question

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Star Track test answer fail

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The teacher used to be a nerd, so that explains both the quote and his current job

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M_________r

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Wolfram never lost a game of hangman.

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Does this make me look fat?

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That’s the right answer

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Right answer on test?

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She wasn’t looking for the right answer, she for looking for the right solution

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Every answer is C

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0/100 – almost there

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I know kung fu.

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Does this mean Wolfram is watching us?

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No work – the crane will do it for me

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If physics problems were that easy, everyone would solve them

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Star Track test answer fail

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The teacher used to be a nerd, so that explains both the quote and his current job

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YOLO test answers

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I might just kill the student who did this, so he was right

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Expired poison

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I need to know the answer quickly

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Weird test answer

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I thought potatoes was the right answer for everything

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Are you Skynet?

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That’s exactly what Skynet would say

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Jesus doesn’t have all the answers

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That’s why we don’t say “Jesus it”, we say “google it”

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Unhelpful High School Teacher on math tests

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I guess Rainman had a really hard time in high school

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How to answer a phone

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I have more important things to do than starring at the phone, or so I claim

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Trying to answer the phone

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Yes, this is dog?

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Honest answer

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An Asian probably figured this out

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Wrong answer

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Robots dinosaurs from the future are rarely the correct answer

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Math class

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Sometimes the simplest answer is not the correct one

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Wrong answer is also wrong

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He is failing at failing

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Test answers

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Or the teacher is just messing with me

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The wrong answers

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It would be interesting is everything was correct

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Do I look fat?

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Even computers are afraid of women

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Your mom

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He would have made a diagram, but he didn’t have enough time to draw your whole mom.

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Finals Suck

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Especially if you haven’t studied yet.

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Jersey Shore Global Warming announcement

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As if they weren’t tanned enough.

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Name three things you do well

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He lost me at “math”.

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Simplify

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There is nothing simple about it

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Solving a math problem

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You don’t have to be so negative, answer

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Incorrect math answer

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So close

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Brain Teaser

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Someone has to turn this into a videogame

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Interesting theory from a student

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Too soon?

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Mistyping the answer

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That’s why computers are not to be trusted

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Submarine crew has a problem

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If they calculated the distance from the sound wave, they would still be alive.

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Star must be going through menopause

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No, that doesn’t mean you’re a star, mom

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Knock Knock

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Wolfram doesn’t have time to play your games.

Published by admin, on February 7th, 2012 at 6:34 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Knock Knock

Angry kid gets detention

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And teacher doesn’t want to plug his ears.

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Violence is never the answer

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Unless I punch you in the face

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What are you?

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Better than the internal combustion engine.

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Where is Carmen Sandiego?

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You would have had a better shot asking Google.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

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All of the angels that don’t have anything against dancing in public.

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Student gets bored during test

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Or these answers line up suspiciously well

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Lord of the Ring Quotes

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Memorizing the quotes and getting the questions right. He must be a Jedi.

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Is Wolfram Alpha better than Google?

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Wolfram avoids stepping on Google’s toes.

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2012 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is Wolfram Alpha better than Google?

Are you a robot?

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I take that as a yes.

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2012 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you a robot?

Reason to learn about the Milky Way

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By that same logic, tell me more about M&Ms

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Student writes his own problem

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Someone better pay a visit to Uncle Billy.

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