The Distraction Network

Weird dog in the background

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He might be a dog, but he behaves like an ass

Published by admin, on March 2nd, 2013 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird dog in the background

Barney is an ass man

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That’s how dogs recognize each other too

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 11:49 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Barney is an ass man

Goldilocks

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All business in the front, party in the back.

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 7:35 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Goldilocks

Read the fine print

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The awkward part was the guy with the camera waiting to take picture of their asses

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 9:26 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Read the fine print

Liquid ass boat

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This means you can own a boat without being a gentleman

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2012 at 6:17 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Liquid ass boat

Can you hear me now?

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That’s how I feel when I am talking to my boss

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 12:44 pm. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can you hear me now?

Are your feet hurting?

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That explains why my ass also hurts

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are your feet hurting?

I feel like an Ass

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I always have the feeling they don’t appreciate me at my workplace

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 2:46 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I feel like an Ass

Ass rubbing centre

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I wonder what they have at the gift shop

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ass rubbing centre

Showing off their asses

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I rather do it with the man in the background than with the fat girl on the left

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Showing off their asses

The project manager has arrived

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He can be a real ass sometimes

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The project manager has arrived

Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

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He shouldn’t have picked a black man

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

Halloween fun

That's what we think of Halloween too.

It’s a full moon

Published by admin, on August 9th, 2012 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Halloween fun

Viva Mexico

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That’s how most of my old jeans look like

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Viva Mexico

Ass belly

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Some people have six packs, others have bellies that look like asses

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 10:18 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ass belly

Bridesmaids asses

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This should make the wedding a little more interesting

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bridesmaids asses

The Muppets photobomb

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I hope they didn’t try to put their hands up his ass

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 8:43 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Muppets photobomb

WTF McDonalds ad

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6 AM is then they start shooting the porn movie

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on WTF McDonalds ad

Out of toilet paper?

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I win again, asshole!

Published by , on May 29th, 2012 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Out of toilet paper?

Disney pocket ass

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It’s priceless

Published by admin, on May 28th, 2012 at 1:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Disney pocket ass

Fat man knows you can see his ass

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Finally, someone who cares about my eyes

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 7:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat man knows you can see his ass

Nice ass illusion

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If she asks you if she looks fat in those jeans, try to compliment her, not the jeans

Published by , on May 2nd, 2012 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nice ass illusion

In depth wedding video

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They are filming her ass because no one is going to want to see it again in a few years

Published by admin, on April 13th, 2012 at 5:31 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on In depth wedding video

Elephant ass

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And the guy thought he will never forget HIS rectal exam.

Published by admin, on April 4th, 2012 at 8:43 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elephant ass

Math major

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They call it major because it is a major pain in the ass

Published by admin, on March 24th, 2012 at 12:57 pm. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Math major

Sexist cow

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And if you say “dat ass” they will call you a pig

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2012 at 1:37 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexist cow

Round bottom

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Nicky Minaj has nothing on this baboon.

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2012 at 4:37 pm. Filled under: Damn Nature Tags: , , , Comments Off on Round bottom

Portal cat

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I can see my ass from here!

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 12:18 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Portal cat

Ma Sister’s Ass

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That’s why people from Alabama shouldn’t own boats

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ma Sister’s Ass

Guy with shorts

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If they’d be any shorter, they’d be a belt.

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2012 at 1:33 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Guy with shorts

Chinese menu fails once again

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I’ll stick with the cake for now.

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2011 at 5:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Three ladies

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Unfortunately, no one is actually naked in this picture

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2011 at 6:37 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , Comments Off on Three ladies

How to make a career

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There’s no point in talking to people who can’t get their heads out of their asses

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2011 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to make a career

Kissing doors

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When someone gets their ass stuck between them, things suddenly become weird

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2011 at 12:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kissing doors

Fat ass on chair

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It must be made from adamantium, the same as Wolverine’s structure.

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2011 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat ass on chair

Canadian Ass Gallery

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This is pants down the best piece from their gallery.

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2011 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Canadian Ass Gallery

Huge ass on motorcycle

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At least she’s wearing a helmet.

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2011 at 4:37 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Huge ass on motorcycle

Burger King billboard

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Sounds like a fair trade

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Burger King billboard

The half assed integral

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The only ass you are going to get if you know how to do this.

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2011 at 9:53 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on The half assed integral

Bride moons photographer

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Maybe this is the bachelorette party

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2011 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bride moons photographer

Designer asses

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I had a crack reading this sign.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 7:27 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Designer asses

Tattoo gone wrong

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I feel really bad for the tattoo artist who had to put that on her.

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2011 at 5:52 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Tattoo gone wrong

Appropriate ass seeing reaction

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We really need to get into Brazilian soccer

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2011 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Appropriate ass seeing reaction