The Distraction Network

The problem with Jehovah’s Witnesses

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Devotion to Christ is mandatory, basic math skills are not

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2013 at 9:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The problem with Jehovah’s Witnesses

Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

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They never have the balls to knock at my door

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 7:43 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

How the dinosaurs went extinct

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They received a notice, but they couldn’t pick it up with their tiny hands

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 3:33 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How the dinosaurs went extinct

Jesus is not here

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That’s why I don’t trust Mexicans anymore

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jesus is not here

Jesus doesn’t like Facebook

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Like this on Facebook!

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 2:45 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus doesn’t like Facebook

Jesus didn’t love Judas

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Judas only got one shot at being Jesus’ friend

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus didn’t love Judas

Religious views

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I’m not saying your view is wrong, but it is definitely narrow

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2012 at 10:39 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religious views

Beer pong Jesus

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I wanted to play too, but Jesus kept turning the beer into wine

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , 1 Comment

Easter surprise from the Food Network

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That escalated quickly

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 10:02 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Easter surprise from the Food Network

Welcome to Church!

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They also took my wallet

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 2:37 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Welcome to Church!

Paper on legalizing marijuana?

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It’s even worse than the 2004 atheism fiasco

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2012 at 3:52 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper on legalizing marijuana?

I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

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Jesus is the only one who is allowed to say “Eat me!” without it sounding like a swearword

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2012 at 10:27 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

Cleverbot overreacts

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It’s an imaginary battle

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cleverbot overreacts

Scumbag God

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It is almost as if heaven didn’t actually exist and a person made up these rules

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God

Scumbag God does it again

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And by “it”, I mean your wife

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God does it again

The Bible tombstone

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We should have incinerated it

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 3:18 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The Bible tombstone

Megachurch

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Little boys don’t put out if you don’t impress them with your church

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 5:01 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Megachurch

I’m Jesusing

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets crucified

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2012 at 1:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I’m Jesusing

Jesus Lego kit

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It makes sense, since stepping on a Lego is the most painful thing you can do besides crucifixion

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 12:34 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus Lego kit

Jesus walking the dogs

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He used to be a gardener, but this job pays better

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2012 at 12:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus walking the dogs

Joking about religion

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I knew I should have waited until after church

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 7:57 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Joking about religion

Religion is like Internet Explorer

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The only difference is that internet explorer doesn’t kill people. At least not anymore

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 12:06 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religion is like Internet Explorer

Who killed more people in the Bible?

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God is poor man’s Hitler

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 11:11 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Who killed more people in the Bible?

The Atheism Society

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Oh my God, this is so funny!

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 7:24 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Atheism Society

The reason behind ass hair

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We have created a vengeful God

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The reason behind ass hair

Christian T-shirt

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Nice try, Christians!

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2012 at 12:57 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Christian T-shirt

Classic Dawkins

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When he loses his sense of sight, his other senses grow stronger

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 1:45 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Classic Dawkins

Lame pun coon on atheism

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Thank God they don’t make any money from it

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Adam and Steve

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Checkmate, Christians.

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 6:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Adam and Steve

The truth is not a democracy

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Religion, on the other hand, is totally different

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 12:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The truth is not a democracy

Religion vs science

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I guess religious people are the atheist of science

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion vs science

First rule of Christianity

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I bet priests have a similar rule with the altar boys

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 7:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on First rule of Christianity

How I feel after a failed doomsday prediction

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One day, Christians will get the last laugh

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on How I feel after a failed doomsday prediction

How many scientists don’t believe in God?

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It is almost as if there is a connection between intelligence and atheism

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on How many scientists don’t believe in God?

Religious structures

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The ISS actually gives something back to humanity, unlike churches

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religious structures

Funny painting reenactment

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Who said nothing good ever came out of religion?

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny painting reenactment

Thank you, Jesus, for this food

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I always tell my kids that they need to respect Jesus; he is our gardener after all

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thank you, Jesus, for this food

Skater Jesus

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Some of his moves are out of this world

Published by admin, on June 23rd, 2012 at 2:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Skater Jesus

Religion is like a penis

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The only difference is that penises don’t interfere with technological advancements

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion is like a penis

Beliefs based on region and logic

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I think I’m starting to see a pattern

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beliefs based on region and logic

Can God heal people?

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He didn’t pray hard enough

Published by admin, on May 27th, 2012 at 11:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can God heal people?

Darth Vader and the clergy

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He taught them how to use the force

Published by admin, on May 24th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Darth Vader and the clergy

The problem with the Bible

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I guess it didn’t happen

Published by admin, on May 21st, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with the Bible

It’s all about perspective

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I think we should crucify them and see if they return in 3 days

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on It’s all about perspective