The Distraction Network

Who created the world?

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God has his fair share of groupies

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Bible battle

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Atheist would always win because encyclopedias are heavier

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Christians don’t like atheist ads

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He might even pray for them to go to hell if he is in a bad mood

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How the dinosaurs went extinct

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They received a notice, but they couldn’t pick it up with their tiny hands

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Gummy bear fetus

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My atheist friend is going to love this

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There is no proof for evolution

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Dogs have no souls, so they won’t go to heaven anyway

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You only die for our sins once

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He wanted to say Yolo, but that is simply not true

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I know God is real

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The girl on the right is a little too old for Santa, but the one on the left is too old for God

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Muslim Adam and Eve

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Muslim? More like mu-fat

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Atheist College liberal

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At least astrology never killed anyone… Yet.

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Writing a paper about rainbows

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I shouldn’t have chosen Catholic School in the first place

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Jesus vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Best 2 out of 3 on which one of them is imaginary?

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Disturbing pregnant woman eating a baby costume

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She is probably an atheist

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Swear to tell the truth?

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That’s how I got away with murder

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Megachurch

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Little boys don’t put out if you don’t impress them with your church

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Jesus explains dinosaur extinction

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Heaven is probably filled with Dinosaurs

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Jesus Lego kit

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It makes sense, since stepping on a Lego is the most painful thing you can do besides crucifixion

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I was born gay, you were taught religion

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It’s OK to be gay, but it’s not that OK to be religious

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Non smoking area

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I guess non smokers are atheists

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Religion is like Internet Explorer

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The only difference is that internet explorer doesn’t kill people. At least not anymore

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Atheists are bad at math

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If you make them do math, they are going to feel like they went to hell

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The Pope eating a child

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I knew he was an atheist!

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Classic Dawkins

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When he loses his sense of sight, his other senses grow stronger

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Dealing with Jehovah’s Witnesses

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I live in a bad neighborhood, maybe they were armed

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What atheists cry out during sex

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Your mother hates it when I do this

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Joseph and Mary in bed

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And that’s how Joseph became an atheist

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From God, to Women

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That’s why I’m an atheist

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Opinion question on test

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I tried to explain to her that evolution is only a theory, but she wouldn’t understand

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Difference between science and religion

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But if you go to a doctor and pray at the same time, you can attribute everything to God

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Don’t believe in God?

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Nowadays, they start clubs for anything

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Militant atheist

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Why don’t atheists spread their ideas through terror?

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Atheist pick and choose their morals

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I tried waiting until an imaginary being gave moral to me, but it never showed up

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Morpheus is an atheist

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Religion only exists in the matrix

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The truth is not a democracy

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Religion, on the other hand, is totally different

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Rolex Photoshop fail

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He already has a gold hat, so he wanted to make that watch disappear

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 3:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Rolex Photoshop fail

Scumbag Jesus

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If you think this is bad, you should see some of the pyramid schemes he is running

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Skip class on religious holidays

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For atheists, every day is a holiday

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What do God, Santa, Spider Man and the Spanish Inquisition have an common?

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And only one of them is real

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Deer God

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Finally, a God I can believe in

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Jesus is among us

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You are not allowed to stare at the sun, so you don’t know if it is Jesus or not

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Are you God?

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I’m an atheist.

Published by admin, on May 7th, 2012 at 7:27 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you God?

Atheist teacher doesn’t know anything

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Everyone knows that God and Santa created clouds.

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2012 at 5:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Atheist teacher doesn’t know anything

Atheist bus ad

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If man created God, than who’s Jesus’ dad?

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Atheist ad on New York City bus

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The fact that Christians didn’t burn the bus down is the first sign of the apocalypse

Published by admin, on December 29th, 2011 at 1:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Atheist ad on New York City bus