The Distraction Network

Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

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If you think this is bad, you should see our poor dog

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:18 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

Hen ignoring her baby chicken

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She has to treat the dog right if she wants a bodyguard in a few years

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2013 at 2:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hen ignoring her baby chicken

Texting while pushing the baby carriage

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LoL, my baby almost died

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Texting while pushing the baby carriage

Baby likes drinking already!

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I hope she also likes living with a foster family

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 10:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby likes drinking already!

101 uses for a baby

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No. 37: laptop desk

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on 101 uses for a baby

Drunken baby

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Who needs breast milk when you can have beer?

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 10:20 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken baby

Role reversal

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He’s teaching him responsibility

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 8:08 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Role reversal

Baby with bag on her head

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If she doesn’t learn how to preserve her oxygen, how will she survive the apocalypse?

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with bag on her head

Kid trying to catch the red dot

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Kids are just like cats, only they can talk

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:03 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to catch the red dot

Baby carriage

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If it is good enough for groceries, it is good enough for her baby

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby carriage

Cutest baby in the world

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He just found out where milk comes from

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 9:26 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cutest baby in the world

Messy baby disaster

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It was a real chocolate-bath

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 4:04 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messy baby disaster

Cute baby using a mustache pacifier

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Once you let go of your mother’s boob, you become a sir

Published by , on February 20th, 2013 at 1:23 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute baby using a mustache pacifier

Messiest baby ever

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At least he is still happy about it

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messiest baby ever

Baby sword fight

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I can’t afford keeping both of them anymore

Published by , on February 7th, 2013 at 6:39 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby sword fight

Magical kitchen

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I wish I could try it too

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 5:34 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Magical kitchen

Baby freaking dog out

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It doesn’t understand why his head is so large for his body

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 8:27 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby freaking dog out

Cute baby wants to wear lipstick

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Still looks better than Snookie

Published by , on January 24th, 2013 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby wants to wear lipstick

Frightened baby

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Humans fear what they do not understand. In this case, cameras.

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 3:39 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Frightened baby

Motorcycle with baby seat

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That’s when you should start considering dating older chicks

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 3:04 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motorcycle with baby seat

Messy baby at his birthday party

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If this is what he did when he turned 1, I wonder what will happen on his 21st birthday

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2013 at 10:56 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messy baby at his birthday party

I’m sorry I ran over your baby cake

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Humor can fix anything

Published by admin, on January 16th, 2013 at 6:12 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I’m sorry I ran over your baby cake

Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

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You have to teach her how to pee somehow

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

Baby on Board

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I don’t think this is legal

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2013 at 11:16 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby on Board

Cute teething baby

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This goes to show that you can be cute even without teeth

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2013 at 11:47 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute teething baby

Baby smoking a pipe like a sir

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Babies used to be tougher in the good old days

Published by , on January 2nd, 2013 at 2:20 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby smoking a pipe like a sir

Smoking baby

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She’s trying to quit, but she doesn’t have the will power

Published by , on December 30th, 2012 at 1:56 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking baby

Just finished eating

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He had to wrestle the spaghetti before he could eat it

Published by , on December 28th, 2012 at 8:09 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Just finished eating

Baby weightlifting

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It’d like to see him do this in 15 years

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 7:40 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby weightlifting

Boobs misdirection

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Is that a double D or a number 2?

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 11:31 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boobs misdirection

There goes my baby

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It would be so funny, I would miscarry

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 12:44 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on There goes my baby

Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

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Plus, cutting the pie is dangerous

Published by , on December 14th, 2012 at 8:57 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

Baby wearing Superman costume

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His only weakness is baby kryptonite

Published by , on December 12th, 2012 at 2:26 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby wearing Superman costume

Here comes the plane…

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I think we should sue the pilot

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 5:46 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Here comes the plane…

Brown eyed girl

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We’re going to need a bigger napkin

Published by , on December 5th, 2012 at 9:28 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Brown eyed girl

Babies love art

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For him is art, for me it is just something I have to clean up

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 11:30 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Babies love art

Disturbing pregnant woman eating a baby costume

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She is probably an atheist

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 5:08 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Disturbing pregnant woman eating a baby costume

Dad with his kid on a motorcycle

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If they crash, the baby’s soft spot will absorb the blow

Published by , on November 27th, 2012 at 5:34 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dad with his kid on a motorcycle

Baby has a gun

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Don’t worry; it’s going to be at least 3 months until he is going to have the dexterity to use it

Published by , on November 26th, 2012 at 7:19 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby has a gun

Baby doesn’t understand how breasts work

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Sure, but if I do that, they kick me out of the mall

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby doesn’t understand how breasts work

Goofy baby loves money

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He can buy all the milk he wants

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Happy birthday!

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He is allowed to be messy at least once a year

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 3:26 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Happy birthday!

Eating on the brand new couch

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That’s coming out of his college fund

Published by , on November 13th, 2012 at 4:37 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Eating on the brand new couch

Baby eating Nutella

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She’s nuts for Nutella

Published by , on November 12th, 2012 at 11:52 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby eating Nutella

Rich baby

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And they still can’t afford a real blanket

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Rich baby

Cute baby loves nature

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This is the elusive baby in his natural environment

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 12:39 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby loves nature

Babies and paint don’t mix

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But not for the lack of trying

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Babies and paint don’t mix

Baby with weird haircut

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She shouldn’t have played with the lawnmower

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 4:56 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby with weird haircut

Baby face costume

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It’s a cool costume, but her boyfriend looked like a real creep that night

Published by , on November 8th, 2012 at 9:01 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby face costume

Baby girl wants to use the internet

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She’s trying to find the phone number of child protective services

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby girl wants to use the internet