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Why did the mother clam punish her children?

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They got served!

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 1:58 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why did the mother clam punish her children?

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

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I think jokes about epilepsy are on shaky ground

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 4:34 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

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Is this racist?

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 5:12 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

How do you call a fish with no eye?

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You don’t call it anything, because he won’t come to you anyway

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 8:27 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How do you call a fish with no eye?

Easter wishes

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And a tree-mendous Christmas!

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2013 at 6:58 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Easter wishes

Did you hear about the circus fire?

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Don’t trust the bad joke eel, he’s always lion

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 12:35 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Did you hear about the circus fire?

Bad joke eel on serious accidents

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He died a while after, I guess that didn’t cut it

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:52 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad joke eel on serious accidents

Plumbers and Eskimos

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I seal what you did there

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Plumbers and Eskimos

Did you hear about the kidnapping down the block?

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At least he didn’t have to sleep with the fishes

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 11:44 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Did you hear about the kidnapping down the block?

What does a clumsy DJ do?

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Bad Joke Eel sure knows how to mix it up

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 6:34 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What does a clumsy DJ do?

Daycare situation

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They had to read him his rights because he can’t read yet

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Daycare situation

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

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His dreams were crushed

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 11:38 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why did the can crusher quit his job?

What’s Kony’s favorite rapper?

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An army couldn’t stand between them

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 10:14 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What’s Kony’s favorite rapper?

Confucius bad joke eel

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I guess that’s why seafood makes me sick

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:34 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Confucius bad joke eel

What is Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?

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Puns are like a box of chocolate. You never know what you are going to get

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What is Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?

You try out that new restaurant?

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However, there is something fishy about it

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on You try out that new restaurant?

Make the little things count

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This is insensitive, in addition to being not funny

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Make the little things count

How do you have a party in space?

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It is going to be cool, but you might not like the atmosphere

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 7:38 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you have a party in space?

Want to hear a pizza joke?

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I think I am going to save it for later

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 2:45 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to hear a pizza joke?

I had a dream I was a muffler

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That dream drove me crazy

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 1:46 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I had a dream I was a muffler

Radio antennae wedding

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It only took a few weeks and they already started poking each other in the eye

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2012 at 9:10 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Radio antennae wedding

Lame pun coon on bad joke eel

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I knew something fishy was going on here

Published by admin, on August 11th, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame pun coon on bad joke eel