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Bad genes

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And he drives like an Asian

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Porn tape discovery

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It was better than he expected

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Bad luck Brian is having identity problems

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Who would want to have his identity?

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Bad luck Brian horror movie

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That’s why you should kill the black guy while you have the chance

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Yo momma joke fail

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That only makes the joke even better

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Bad luck Brian is a pirate

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The Justin Bieber song wasn’t worth it

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Bad luck Brian wins raffle

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“Hunger games? I could eat”

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Bad Luck Brian on Google Streetview

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It was a drive by shooting

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Get to school on time

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He was the shooter

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Bad luck Brian tries to sell his body

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I guess I should have taken my braces off

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Jawbreaker problems

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And he can’t even sue them for false advertising

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Bad luck Brian plays pool

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At least he didn’t choke on the 8 ball again

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First time shave

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He waited 30 years for this moment

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Bad luck Brian is a mugger

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It was worse than the time he tried to fist fight Chuck Norris

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Tickle fight with a girl

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I guess he wins

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Brian loves playing with himself

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That’s what I call a “sore” loser

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Knock on wood

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That’s why you shouldn’t be superstitious

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Forward text or you will die

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It wasn’t a recommendation, it was a threat

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Bad luck Brian gets an A

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At least it is better than the B he got on his last hepatitis test

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Porn watching problems

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It’s the second time it happened today

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Name drawn in raffle

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No one wanted to take his place

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Bad luck Brian is the class pressident

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He was right when he said that the teacher hated him

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Stealthy fart in class

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I call bullshit on this one

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Free trip to Las Vegas

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He is underage anyway

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Bad Luck Brian is a survivor

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I guess he wasn’t that independent after all

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How to lose your virginity

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They felt so bad for him, they helped

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Bad luck Brian wears bulletproof vest

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Who said laser tag isn’t dangerous?

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Bad luck Brian feels first boob

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It was also his last boob

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Scratched iPhone

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Something similar happened the first time he put on a condom

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Masturbation problems

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He’s been waiting to become an uncle/father for years

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Bad luck Brian becomes a priest

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Doesn’t matter, had sex

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Paranoid Bad luck Brian is right

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It will be a problem, but only if his AIDS doesn’t kill him first

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Roller coaster fail

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Those bouncing horses are more dangerous than they seem

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Bad luck Brian smokes candy cigarette

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It was breast cancer

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Bad luck Brian makes a meme

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Close enough

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Bad luck Brian goes to football game

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Spoiler alert

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Bad Luck Brian circumcision

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The doctor didn’t have much to work with in the first place

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Bad luck Brian gets bitten by a mosquito

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I guess you never forget your first time

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Wins date with pornstar

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Bad luck Brian will try anything once

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Survives burning building

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At least he went with a bang

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Bad luck Brian sees light at the end of the tunnel

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What happens when you put a Bad Luck Brian on the train track?

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Bad luck Brian gets seduced by his teacher

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And I thought my mom was annoying

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Second hand pokemon game

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It’s not like his life can get worse

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Bad luck Brian tries to be more like Jesus

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He didn’t have 12 friends to help him out

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Avatar the last Air Bender fail

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He later became a fire bender during the eclipse

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Bad luck Brian buys a sex doll

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The weird part is that they only did anal

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Bad luck Brian at the Fountain of youth

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At least he won’t have to worry about aging ever again

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Why you shouldn’t eat cookie dough

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What doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger

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Starts wave at baseball game

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Don’t start what you can’t finish

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Bad Luck Brian is a hero

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No one ever calls me the Savior

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