Do you want a drink?
Do you want a drink?
Who needs breast milk when you can have beer?
You have to drink a couple of beers before you find this one hilarious
If you’re old enough for beer, you’re too old for a cake
I’ll have to keep buying beer until I get used to water
That’s how they drink their beer down under
I wanted to play too, but Jesus kept turning the beer into wine
At least if you drink enough of it, you won’t care
Good ideas come before you get drunk
It’s not like he has to drive anywhere
The best part about it is that I don’t even care after a couple of beers
The kid is drunk, but his parents are probably even drunker
Look, son! This is how drunk I was when you were conceived
I usually forget stuff after I drink the beer, not before
It’s not milk. It’s cow beer
It can also be used for chugging beer
The only loser in this plan is the carpet
By the time he finishes the last beer, he will already be in a coma
It’s ok because it’s Saint Patrick’s day!
Dog beer is better served in a bowl
Next year he wants to go as the walk of shame
He wanted to make sure they were empty
Not many people can afford beer pong the professional edition
Now they just have to find a way to get him into college
It’s like alcoholic Jenga
His second boat is named “make me a sandwich”
This is perfect if you want your present to be a coma
He had to trade his bag of gifts for two beers, but it was worth it
By the time they finish this game, they will already graduate
He must have drank all of those beer before he had the guts to do it
Bender’s specialty is bending the beer bottle cap
He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, there are hundreds of bees on his face
The only problem is that you will get drunk like a pig
She should have offered him a beer
If it’s good enough for my beer, it is good enough for my baby
That’s what the cow said when they turned it into food
At least he is chasing it with style
He drank the beers himself
That’s why people with missing fingers never feel like a sir
Don’t worry, he doesn’t have enough dexterity to open them
That’s why I only drink beer
If you see this in 3D, you might be drunk already
I guess that’s why they call him man’s best friend
It is based on the same concept as beer goggles
And it is large enough to fit at least two beers
If she drops them, she will lose one of her 9 lives.
Women have found a way to be useful
He needed something sweeter after that bottle of vodka.