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Bible battle

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Atheist would always win because encyclopedias are heavier

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The Bible on homosexuality

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Amen to that!

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The only good use for a Bible

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Jesus would be proud

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The Dog Bible

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Like most people, he hasn’t read it yet

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Swear to tell the truth?

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That’s how I got away with murder

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The Bible tombstone

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We should have incinerated it

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Having a religious mother

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She made me read the Bible and there is no turning back from that

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Learning about the Bible in college

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Fundamentalists Christians would be furious, but none of them got into college

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God did not come to condemn the world, butt to save it

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I told you that the Bible is filled with sexual stuff

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Who killed more people in the Bible?

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God is poor man’s Hitler

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God loves inconsistencies

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Maybe he was going for a Memento kind of thing

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Scumbag Bible

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Just because you haven’t seen talking snakes, it doesn’t mean they aren’t real. It only means that religious people are insane

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The truth about Hitler

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Considering how many people God killed in the Bible, I would say Hitler was a very God-like person

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The Bible is funny

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Don’t forget to mention democrats

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Thou Shall Not Kill – look it up

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But if you look it up, stay away from Leviticus

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The holy gay Bible

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The regular Bible is pretty gay too, so they used the same version

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Leviticus says

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Someone finally read the Bible

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Accurate Bible

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Twilight is a little bit better, though

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Quote the Bible

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People are not standing by this quote. Yet.

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In the beginning…

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Science is for people who think too much

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Crucifixes and vampires

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I see what you did there

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The problem with the Bible

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I guess it didn’t happen

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Fiction aisle

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Sarah Palin is there, but where is the Bible?

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Gay rights bumper sticker

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The Bible makes perfect sense

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Adult Bible Study

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Finally, something that will get kids into reading the bible.

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The Bible

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The first mention of division by zero

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Priest Cat

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If there was a priest cat, this cat would be it. Totally.

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Bible Quote

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We Don’t Have that Many Bullets

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As Jesus said about gay people ”     “.

LoL…

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