The Distraction Network

Whenever I get offered gum


This makes saying “no” even harder

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 2:48 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I get offered gum

How to kill a whale


I guess that bird is the biggest fish in this pound

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 3:57 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to kill a whale

Morning sex


I’d take morning sex over morning breath any day of the week

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Morning sex

Never shower again


Now you just have to find a way to get rid of your aftershave breath

Published by , on June 12th, 2012 at 10:22 am. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Never shower again