The Distraction Network

Hen ignoring her baby chicken

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She has to treat the dog right if she wants a bodyguard in a few years

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2013 at 2:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hen ignoring her baby chicken

Girl with her dead chicken

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Don’t play with your food!

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 6:51 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with her dead chicken

If there is no God…

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And why did the chicken cross the road?

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on If there is no God…

Honey chinken

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This might be racist, but it was delicious

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Honey chinken

Anti joke chicken

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Did you hear the one about the priest and the baby?

Published by , on January 25th, 2013 at 4:39 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke chicken

How do you make a plumber cry?

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Plumbers are so sensitive

Published by , on December 4th, 2012 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you make a plumber cry?

Chicken leg dinner

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The claws are the best part

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 10:33 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken leg dinner

Chicken express sign

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If this doesn’t convince you to eat there, I don’t know what will

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 7:36 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken express sign

Cat attack

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Take my chicken, but just don’t hurt me

Published by , on November 1st, 2012 at 6:55 am. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cat attack

Anti joke Chicken

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I’m not going to lay here and say anti-Semitic jokes

Published by , on September 9th, 2012 at 8:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke Chicken

Free Chicken strips

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There is not such thing as a free meal

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free Chicken strips

Canned whole chicken

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It doesn’t taste like chicken

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Canned whole chicken

Link and chicken

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I guess the chicken came first

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 3:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Link and chicken

Train destroys car

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There’s always a loser in a game of chicken

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 3:06 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Train destroys car

Trying to describe black friend

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“He eats a lot of chicken”

Published by , on July 19th, 2012 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trying to describe black friend

Baby chicken taking care of cat

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That’s one polite dinner

Published by admin, on June 18th, 2012 at 4:24 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby chicken taking care of cat

Chicken feet

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What sort of chicken has three feet?

Published by admin, on June 17th, 2012 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken feet

Sale of Chicken Murder

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Chicken murder is the best kind of murder

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sale of Chicken Murder

Carrot dinner

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She won, so she assumed she was getting a chicken dinner

Published by admin, on May 19th, 2012 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Carrot dinner

Is this chicken or fish?

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I don’t know, but it is susceptible to throat cancer

Published by admin, on May 1st, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is this chicken or fish?

Chicken hat

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At least the other kids can now call him a chicken with a reason

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2012 at 6:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken hat

Kissing the chicken

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It’s not about superstitions, that chicken is the soccer coach

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2012 at 2:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kissing the chicken

Anti joke chicken

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He has to cross the road

Published by , on March 1st, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke chicken

Number of calories in a skinless chicken breast

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Results may vary

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2012 at 11:22 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Number of calories in a skinless chicken breast

Anti joke chicken

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Then why did seven ate nine?

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2012 at 5:57 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke chicken

Shocked chicken eggs

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They wanted to eat him hard boiled!

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2012 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shocked chicken eggs

Weird chicken

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I guess this is what they call a sexy chick

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird chicken

Chicken of the sea

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Is tuna chicken or fish? – Jessica Simpson

Published by admin, on January 29th, 2012 at 2:17 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken of the sea

Talk to the hand

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He knows he’s a chicken and he won’t do anything about it

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2012 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Talk to the hand

Chicken wedding

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The fact that the chickens flew away was the weirdest part

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2012 at 7:17 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken wedding

Peter Walsh organizer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the chicken section

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Peter Walsh organizer

Chicken legs and other stuff

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Unfortunately, the chicken legs seem to be the good part

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2011 at 6:03 am. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken legs and other stuff

Chicken hat

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When he doesn’t eat them, he wears them as hats

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2011 at 1:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken hat

LIES, I TELL YOU!

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I hate when people lie to me. Just saying.

Submitted by: Miwako

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 11:50 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on LIES, I TELL YOU!

Alien baby chicken

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He crossed the road to get to a hospital

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 5:58 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Alien baby chicken

Chicken at food court

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It still tastes like chicken, just like any other kind of meat.

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2011 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chicken at food court

Cat disappointed about pig

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It tastes like chicken!

Published by , on October 29th, 2011 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cat disappointed about pig

Planking human sized chicken

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Which came first: planking or owling?

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2011 at 5:01 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.

Published by admin, on September 27th, 2011 at 8:01 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Cat dressed like chicken

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 5:12 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cat dressed like chicken

Planking with the chicken

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Oh boy… I hope I never go there to buy myself some food.

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2011 at 5:00 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Planking with the chicken

Feather hat

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Someone called him a chicken if he wouldn’t do it

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2011 at 2:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Feather hat

Chicken “Dumping”?

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I don’t know who would want to order that besides for the use of fertilization on your lawn.

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Chicken “Dumping”?

Why did chicken cross the road?

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to get to the other side

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2011 at 2:09 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why did chicken cross the road?

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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There could not have been a first egg to give a beginning to birds, or there should have been a first bird which gave a beginning to eggs; for a bird comes from an egg.

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2011 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Which came first: the chicken or the egg?