The Distraction Network

Child cake fail

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Even Jenna Jameson would be intimated by this cake

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Child cake fail

Unescorted children will be captured and sold

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For how much?

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Unescorted children will be captured and sold

Weird child rage

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This is a perfect story to tell his first girlfriend

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird child rage

Fat mother holding her child

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First she didn’t knew she was pregnant and now she doesn’t know she has a kid

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother holding her child

I love cock t-shirt

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That’s why you shouldn’t pass old shirts to your child

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 7:43 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I love cock t-shirt

Father feeding his child

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Who needs women anyway?

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Father feeding his child

The Pope eating a child

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I knew he was an atheist!

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 2:27 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Pope eating a child

Child wearing makeup

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She can’t go to kindergarten without it

Published by , on October 14th, 2012 at 11:24 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Child wearing makeup

Babysitting fun

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They grow up so fast

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 8:01 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Babysitting fun

Child car seat

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If it wasn’t for beer, that child wouldn’t have never been born

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 9:13 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Child car seat

Kid tossing competition

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That man won the competition, but he lost his child

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid tossing competition

Free child

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Don’t worry, they tied his leash to the pole, so no one can steal him

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Free child

Misunderstood Spider has a kid

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Unless you are planning to kill it

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 12:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood Spider has a kid

Poor child locked in supermarket case

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I guess I shouldn’t have gave her the key

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poor child locked in supermarket case

Eating your child

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That will teach him not to talk to strangers

Published by admin, on July 1st, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Eating your child

Proud father

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For every embarrassed child in the world, there is a proud father who doesn’t care about social conventions

Published by admin, on June 21st, 2012 at 4:43 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Proud father

This honey boo boo child

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The other girls. They are the crazy ones.

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on This honey boo boo child

Child mustache

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Do your part and stop having children

Published by admin, on May 23rd, 2012 at 4:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Child mustache

Dropped something in a manhole?

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This is what kids are for

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dropped something in a manhole?

Safety first

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Don’t worry, this is not his baby, it is just a child he kidnapped.

Published by admin, on January 30th, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Safety first

Braking News

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A sex offender is working at our station.

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2012 at 12:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Braking News

How to keep a child alive

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Yo should definitely keep on driving

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to keep a child alive

Father and child on the metro

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The father likes to be the little spoon.

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2012 at 3:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and child on the metro

Mom sits on child

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He laid in her for 9 months and she can’t sit on him for a couple of minutes?

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom sits on child

Muddy child is sad

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It’s all fun and games till someone gets muddy.

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2011 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Muddy child is sad

Child at porn DVD section

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Cleanup on aisle 5.

Published by admin, on October 29th, 2011 at 4:58 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Child at porn DVD section

Bad grandpa hits child

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He learned a valuable lesson. Don’t trust grandpa.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 4:52 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Why milk?

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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 9:22 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Why milk?

Dad brings child to strip club

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Best. Dad. Ever.

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2011 at 5:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dad brings child to strip club

Girl with accurate T-shirt

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A message to child protective services.

Published by admin, on October 11th, 2011 at 4:52 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with accurate T-shirt

Not a murder scene

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Let’s hope it’s chocolate.

Published by admin, on October 2nd, 2011 at 7:43 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not a murder scene

Chilling on the danger sign

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This is how superheroes are born.

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2011 at 7:42 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chilling on the danger sign

Owl Victimized

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This owl became a crippled pirate after being stomped on by this girl’s huge feet

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2011 at 7:30 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , 3 Comments

The Careless Parent

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Lol, yup, let’s just leave our child on the side of the road…

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2011 at 10:41 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , 3 Comments