The Distraction Network

Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

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Either way, she’s getting screwed

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 3:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

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However, it has the answers for spelling mistakes

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 10:03 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

First church of Christ, Scientist

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Of course they are the first; not many people try to combine science with religion

Published by admin, on February 11th, 2013 at 5:26 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on First church of Christ, Scientist

Welcome to Church!

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They also took my wallet

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 2:37 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Welcome to Church!

The Bible tombstone

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We should have incinerated it

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 3:18 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The Bible tombstone

Fire safety tip: don’t burn in hell

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Shouldn’t you call Jesus after the fire starts?

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fire safety tip: don’t burn in hell

Bang Church

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Finally, a religion I can get behind!

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bang Church

Church planking

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Let the bodies hit the floor!

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2012 at 4:11 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Church planking

Thank you, father!

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If you buy it you can wear it for Halloween and for church

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 2:51 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Thank you, father!

Church parking warning sign

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Please priest, can’t you just tow my car?

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 8:26 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Church parking warning sign

Joking about religion

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I knew I should have waited until after church

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 7:57 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Joking about religion

Quick way to heaven

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I didn’t even have to go to church. In your face, God!

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:23 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quick way to heaven

Church is sorry billboard

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Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 10:18 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Church is sorry billboard

Too much cleavage?

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If you can’t see the nipple, it is still safe for church

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too much cleavage?

Our church accepts all denominations

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The church coined taking money from people as a legitimate business strategy

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Our church accepts all denominations

Stupid Church sign

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That’s how Mary got pregnant

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid Church sign

Jesus paid for my sins

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Jesus always asks for his money back, that’s why I don’t go to church

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jesus paid for my sins

Surprisingly open minded church sign

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They had to fire the atheist who wrote this later that day

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Surprisingly open minded church sign

All are welcome Church sign

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It’s a trap

Published by admin, on June 25th, 2012 at 3:48 am. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on All are welcome Church sign

Church restoration fail

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Don’t worry, God is with them

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 11:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Church restoration fail

WTF?

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They need to start installing these in church

Published by admin, on May 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on WTF?

Baptist church sign

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God doesn’t work for this church either

Published by admin, on April 13th, 2012 at 10:44 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baptist church sign

Adult Bible Study

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Finally, something that will get kids into reading the bible.

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Adult Bible Study

Bride needs special transportation

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They had to bring a crane when they reached the church.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 4:04 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bride needs special transportation

How about some clothes with that bling

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Yeah… just no.. just no.

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2011 at 11:26 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on How about some clothes with that bling