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The most awkward father and daughter picture

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No wonder the woman in the background is crying

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 10:26 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The most awkward father and daughter picture

Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

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You’re never too old to make a parenting mistake

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 5:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

Mohawk father and daughter

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At least he can be sure she’s his

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mohawk father and daughter

Father and daughter at the pool

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If she doesn’t learn how to fly, she will learn how to swim

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 4:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and daughter at the pool

Gambling with your daughter

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She can’t gamble without her; she’s her lucky charm

Published by , on November 27th, 2012 at 10:10 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Gambling with your daughter

Halle Berry with her daughter

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Do you know what happens with a toad when it’s struck by lightning?

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 7:32 pm. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Halle Berry with her daughter

How to punish your teenage daughter

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He could have just made her write that on her Facebook wall

Published by , on October 31st, 2012 at 2:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to punish your teenage daughter

Stripper mom and her daughter

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It runs in the family

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stripper mom and her daughter

Dad takes his kid to a strip show

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If she will grow up to be half as hot as the girl on the stage, she will become a stripper too

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dad takes his kid to a strip show

Mother teaches her baby to pole dance

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She wants to make sure that her daughter will have a steady income in the future

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother teaches her baby to pole dance

Dad riding a motorcycle with his daughter

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Don’t worry, you don’t really need both hands to ride a motorcycle

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dad riding a motorcycle with his daughter

Father washing his daughter’s hair

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It is better than his initial idea to put her in the washing machine

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father washing his daughter’s hair

Mother knows she has a sexy daughter

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Don’t worry, she just wants to take the pictures to show them to her husband

Published by admin, on August 15th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother knows she has a sexy daughter

Mother and daughter cake day

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She needs to be at least 10 years old before she can have a penis cake too

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother and daughter cake day

Tom Cruise with Katie and their daughter

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The only real impossible mission is making her stop crying

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 8:19 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tom Cruise with Katie and their daughter

Cocaine Fever

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Don’t worry; Cocaine is his daughter’s name

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cocaine Fever

Parrot on a kid’s head

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Polly wants to kill your daughter

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 2:23 pm. Filled under: Damn Nature Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parrot on a kid’s head

Mothers and daughters at the beauty pageant

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And I thought my mom was bad for making me take swimming lessons

Published by admin, on June 24th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mothers and daughters at the beauty pageant

Tom Cruise with his daughter

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He had to jump on that couch first to make sure that it is comfortable enough

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 3:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tom Cruise with his daughter

Mom on Segway

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What a lousy mom! She should have bought a second Segway for her daughter

Published by admin, on May 4th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom on Segway

Ben Affleck and his daughter

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I thought Ben Affleck can afford to hire a professional baby carrier

Published by admin, on April 27th, 2012 at 3:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ben Affleck and his daughter

Father and daughter trick or treating

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I think she’s dressed as the daughter of a crazy person

Published by admin, on April 18th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and daughter trick or treating

Kobe Bryant holding his kid

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The hardest part was getting used to not dribbling her

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 4:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kobe Bryant holding his kid

Sylvester Stallone with his daughter

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She’s much easier to understand than he is

Published by admin, on April 8th, 2012 at 7:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sylvester Stallone with his daughter

Jet Lee with his daughter

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He doesn’t have to ask her to finish her homework twice

Published by admin, on March 25th, 2012 at 4:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jet Lee with his daughter

Mom teaching daughter how to get wasted

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“It’s just like giving a blowjob, hon”

Published by admin, on March 23rd, 2012 at 5:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom teaching daughter how to get wasted

Condom shopping

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It’s a little too late now, don’t you think?

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2012 at 3:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Condom shopping

Glasses girl

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She’s the daughter of Harry Potter and an elf.

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2011 at 1:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Glasses girl

Awkward moment

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The weird part is that that’s his daughter

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward moment

Father and daughter

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Muff diving is a legitimate sport.

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2011 at 4:58 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and daughter

Adam Sandler with his daughters

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No matter how rich you are, you are still going to have to carry your kids on your own.

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Adam Sandler with his daughters