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Late night thoughts

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I’ll let future me worry about my decisions

Published by admin, on March 19th, 2013 at 11:31 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Late night thoughts

Why I sleep with the lights on

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I shouldn’t have slept naked that night

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 11:21 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why I sleep with the lights on

How I broke my glasses

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I had to tell my parents I lost them

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2013 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on How I broke my glasses

Heroic father

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And I thought my nickname was weird

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 5:05 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Heroic father

How to pump gas efficiently

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If I don’t do this, the gas companies win

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to pump gas efficiently

Hide and seek awesomeness

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And that’s the story of how I broke my arm falling from a tree

Published by admin, on February 9th, 2013 at 4:09 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hide and seek awesomeness

Dog food

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If dogs were truly our best friends, they would have told us that the food is really tasty

Published by admin, on February 7th, 2013 at 5:38 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog food

Work can be scary

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I should stop stealing from the office

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2013 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Work can be scary

Water park activities

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I guess he slipped and crashed

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 9:50 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Water park activities

College rage

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Math is hard, getting shot is easy

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2013 at 7:35 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on College rage

Weird child rage

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This is a perfect story to tell his first girlfriend

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird child rage

Deer accident

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At least this is what I told the cops

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 2:28 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Deer accident

Brewery rage

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I was so mad, I almost didn’t get completely wasted that night

Published by admin, on December 16th, 2012 at 1:47 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Brewery rage

Art project fail

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I guess this is how Hitler felt

Published by admin, on December 15th, 2012 at 4:29 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Art project fail

Picking up girls

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I had to sell my van after this incident

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2012 at 3:53 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Picking up girls

Awkward conversation

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I still think I was right

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 11:23 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward conversation

My first dance

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Little did I know that it will be known as break dancing in a few years

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2012 at 6:57 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on My first dance

Bee attack

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The fire nation attacked

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2012 at 5:17 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bee attack

First world father problems

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I even forgot about the time he molested me

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on First world father problems

Workout problems

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No pain, no gain; but I still had to sleep on the couch

Published by admin, on November 23rd, 2012 at 10:24 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Workout problems

Sexy eye doctor

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She didn’t want to play doctor with me

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 12:02 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy eye doctor

Awesome way to meet the parents

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I had to have him arrested for insubordination

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 5:17 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome way to meet the parents

Childhood fail

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That explains why all public bathrooms are messy

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 7:59 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Childhood fail

New brother

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And that’s why my mom had another kid

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 3:53 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New brother

YOLO gamer

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He must be a really hard core gamer

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on YOLO gamer

How I whipped myself

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I am not a smart man

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 11:15 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on How I whipped myself

Babysitting fun

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They grow up so fast

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 8:01 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Babysitting fun

The bee master

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And there are still no Superhero movies about me

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 12:01 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on The bee master

Watching a Disney movie

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I’m not crying, I have an elephant in my eye

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2012 at 10:16 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Watching a Disney movie