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The perfect wedding gift

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Her husband received a fleshlight, so this was definitely appropriate

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 10:36 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect wedding gift

Dildo collection

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Still better than my old toy collection

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 7:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildo collection

Weird shape

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The poor man’s dildo

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 2:59 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird shape

Smart dog

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I hope he didn’t went for it after the smell

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 8:04 pm. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smart dog

Weird head ornament

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Her mom went through her old dildo collection

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 9:16 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird head ornament

Dildos sign

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Are these directions to your girlfriend?

Published by admin, on April 21st, 2012 at 1:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildos sign

Pocohontas Involved in a Big Black Shootout!

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My sister’s 6th grade submission for Young Authors…

Submitted by: Aaron Dias.

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2012 at 11:28 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Pocohontas Involved in a Big Black Shootout!

Route 80 North

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“Take out your dildos because we’re almost there”

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Route 80 North

DildoKing car

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I hope they don’t crash into some poor girl.

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2011 at 11:31 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on DildoKing car

Dildo drawing on test

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And teacher wants to see him ASAP. Call the police.

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 5:16 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildo drawing on test