The Distraction Network

Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

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If you think this is bad, you should see our poor dog

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:18 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

Playing in the mud

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They’ve seen too many detergent commercials

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 3:14 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Playing in the mud

Messiest dog in the world

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I’m surprised he didn’t go for the couch again

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 4:18 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messiest dog in the world

How my room looks before I go out

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At least I finally found a t-shirt that matches my shoes

Published by , on March 8th, 2013 at 10:37 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How my room looks before I go out

Clean versus dirty college roommate

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As long as you can put them in the sink, you don’t have to wash them

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 8:55 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Clean versus dirty college roommate

Cute, but messy baby

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That’s why your kid shouldn’t eat and listen to rock and roll at the same time

Published by , on January 12th, 2013 at 9:15 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute, but messy baby

Why men shouldn’t live together in college

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This is also the reason why I can never find my other sock

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why men shouldn’t live together in college

Just finished eating

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He had to wrestle the spaghetti before he could eat it

Published by , on December 28th, 2012 at 8:09 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Just finished eating

Worst message you can get in college

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Burn. Everything. Down

Published by , on December 21st, 2012 at 9:24 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Worst message you can get in college

Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

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Plus, cutting the pie is dangerous

Published by , on December 14th, 2012 at 8:57 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

Dirty college kitchen?

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That’s why one of us has to find a girlfriend, quickly

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2012 at 5:46 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dirty college kitchen?

Dirtiest car in the world

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It seems that throat cancer is the second worst thing that happens because of cigarettes

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 9:45 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Dirtiest car in the world

Brown eyed girl

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We’re going to need a bigger napkin

Published by , on December 5th, 2012 at 9:28 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Brown eyed girl

Eating on the brand new couch

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That’s coming out of his college fund

Published by , on November 13th, 2012 at 4:37 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Eating on the brand new couch

Baby eating Nutella

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She’s nuts for Nutella

Published by , on November 12th, 2012 at 11:52 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby eating Nutella

How a gaming room should look like

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And we’re only half way through our AOE match

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 3:13 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How a gaming room should look like

Dirty sign

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Maybe it’s a typo

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 6:22 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dirty sign

Ready for the ride

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I guess I should have gave her the ice cream before we got in the car

Published by , on October 14th, 2012 at 8:34 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Ready for the ride

Dirty baby eating pudding

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And I thought his diaper was the dirtiest thing I would see today

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dirty baby eating pudding

The messiest baby in the world

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He said he didn’t want a fork

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , 1 Comment

Baby boy trying to eat ice cream

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I guess this is why sweets are not good for children

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby boy trying to eat ice cream

Cute messy baby eating strawberries

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5 second rule

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 12:58 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute messy baby eating strawberries

Finish your food, honey!

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She finished it, alright

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Finish your food, honey!

Preparing a concoction

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What can go wrong?

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Preparing a concoction

Want a glass of ink?

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It is much better than milk

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 8:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want a glass of ink?

Having to clean after yourself in college

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At least they will keep me warm

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Having to clean after yourself in college

Dirty kid

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“I’m not touching you”

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 4:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dirty kid

Play time is over

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Playing kitchen can be a dirty job

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Play time is over

Kid playing in the mud

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Boys will be dirty boys

Published by admin, on May 10th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid playing in the mud

Dirty job

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Can someone give him a wet napkin?

Published by admin, on May 10th, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dirty job

Neck deep in puddle

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She had to get that mud off somehow!

Published by admin, on May 5th, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Neck deep in puddle

Baby doesn’t know he is dirty

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He just thought he was extra sweet today

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby doesn’t know he is dirty

I think he has something on his face

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He didn’t get any of it in his mouth yet

Published by admin, on April 7th, 2012 at 9:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I think he has something on his face

Dirty Toyota

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That’s why Germans don’t like Toyotas

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dirty Toyota

Very dirty kid

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We are going to have to call the firemen to hose him out

Published by admin, on March 30th, 2012 at 8:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , 1 Comment

Baby with smiley face

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The insides of his diaper are even worse.

Published by admin, on February 5th, 2012 at 6:02 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with smiley face

Controller soap

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It’s like the opposite of a regular controller

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2012 at 7:50 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Controller soap

Ludacris like a sir

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A sir never rides dirty

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2012 at 5:14 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ludacris like a sir

Kid finished his meal

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Or maybe he finished puking.

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2012 at 12:24 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid finished his meal

Kid doesn’t like being dirty

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His mom doesn’t like it either.

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 11:24 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid doesn’t like being dirty

Dirtiest kid ever

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When that water goes down the drain, it’s going to be worse than the Gulf oil spill

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 2:24 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dirtiest kid ever

Virgin = dirty word

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What better way to teach it than by taking it away from them if they misbehave?

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2012 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Virgin = dirty word

Toilet innovation

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As if my gamepad wasn’t dirty enough

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2011 at 5:58 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet innovation

Baby wants seconds

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“I’m not dirty enough!”

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 4:24 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby wants seconds

Massive mud fight

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In this game, everyone loses.

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2011 at 4:23 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Massive mud fight

Dirty boy is happy

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It’s not like he has somewhere nice to go.

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2011 at 2:23 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dirty boy is happy

How to avoid taking a shower

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The forever alone guy hasn’t taken one in years, but no one cares.

Published by , on November 4th, 2011 at 2:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Dirty baby

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He is using a straw because he doesn’t want to get juice on his shirt.

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2011 at 4:23 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dirty baby

Kid plays in the mud

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He grew up to be a mud wrestler

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2011 at 11:23 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid plays in the mud

Baby cleans yard

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But gets dirty in the process

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 2:23 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby cleans yard