Get all the candy!
Get all the candy!
It doesn’t understand why his head is so large for his body
He knows how to use it, but he still can’t figure out how to go through the hole in the door
He doesn’t like playing tennis, but he enjoys studying the ball
It’s not what it looks like
He loves a day at the pool, but he doesn’t like the wet dog smell
If you have hair all over your body, it does not count as a mustache
He wants to find out why humans don’t have tails
See, Roger? This is how the bone feels
I guess he didn’t want me to make phone calls
I think he is broken
Or should I say, Dogman
He might think he’s pampered, but they are actually taking him to the vet
My dog, much like my boyfriend, wished I would have a larger cup size
Take that, Jesus!
It doesn’t work for Chihuahuas
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain barking
He wants to see what happened to Daenerys after she saved the dragons
I had to shave him
She is holding the one who doesn’t smell
I guess he wants me to turn the light off
If you don’t feed me, I’m flying away
He doesn’t know that he is the main course
At least he didn’t bury it this time
Unless you’re into that kind of thing
I am glad they got over this hump
The SATs are just around the corner
Thank God he brought his girlfriend because this party was a real Sausage fest
Like most people, he hasn’t read it yet
How else do you think you can keep a dog warm in Russia?
No wonder the Chinese find dogs delicious
I hope he didn’t went for it after the smell
I hope he knows that’s a disposable camera
Or should we call it a high four?
These are the only felines he likes
Who’s a good ghost?
The weather is chilly in Alaska
If it is not good for eating, it is good for wearing
He finally realized that clawing them is not the way to go
I was just hanging out with my dog
I brought him from Mexico
At least people won’t be shocked when they smell him
He doesn’t even care about the dog food aisle
The dog knows I can’t grow a real one, so he’s just trying to be helpful
It’s a win-win situation
What a bitch!
I hope he didn’t watch Prison Break
A dog, a cat, and a fox walked into a bar…
People might laugh at him, but his dog friends will be impressed
He doesn’t like people messing with his milk and cookies