The Distraction Network

Too much to drink?

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He’s so drunk, he can barely stand on four legs

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2013 at 12:48 pm. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too much to drink?

Best college dorm room

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Do you want a drink?

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 7:34 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Best college dorm room

Booze stash

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It’s time to get drunk!

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 9:19 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Booze stash

Cirrhosis of the River boat name

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Drunk sailing is just as bad as drunk driving

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 5:02 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cirrhosis of the River boat name

Passed out drunk kitten

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I knew I shouldn’t have taught her how to open beer bottles

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 11:59 am. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Passed out drunk kitten

Kids don’t like drunk Santa

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He smells too much like their father

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 10:22 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids don’t like drunk Santa

Drunken Christmas

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I don’t want to buy a tree, but I want my presents

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2013 at 11:56 am. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drunken Christmas

Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

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The worst part is that she is also taking medicine

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 1:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

Exam tomorrow?

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Don’t worry; I’m a silent drunk

Published by , on December 22nd, 2012 at 6:36 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Exam tomorrow?

American quality; Chinese pricing

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And you will get Russian drunk

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:52 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on American quality; Chinese pricing

How engineers get drunk

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They pay him to be efficient, but they don’t pay him to get drunk

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 4:10 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How engineers get drunk

Dangerous sidewalk

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I knew I shouldn’t have drank so much at that party

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 12:56 pm. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dangerous sidewalk

Weird bottle cracking the windshield

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If this is confusing for you, think about the drunk guy that threw it

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 9:36 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Weird bottle cracking the windshield

Kid chugging a beer

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The kid is drunk, but his parents are probably even drunker

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid chugging a beer

Weirdly twisted structure

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That’s what happens when architects get drunk

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 1:15 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weirdly twisted structure

Father of the year

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Look, son! This is how drunk I was when you were conceived

Published by , on October 19th, 2012 at 4:34 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Father of the year

Drunk Guy makes out with hottest chick at party

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Nice try, ugly chick at party

Published by , on October 15th, 2012 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Drunk Guy makes out with hottest chick at party

Local police are now targeting

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They are a menace to any drunk guy out there

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 12:25 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Local police are now targeting

Funny drunk guy costume

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No wonder he only got 2 stars on YouTube

Published by , on October 9th, 2012 at 7:45 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Funny drunk guy costume

Drinking while pregnant

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If he was conceived while drunk, she can drink while she’s pregnant

Published by , on October 5th, 2012 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Drinking while pregnant

Drunken sports fan

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Can’t a man be self conscious about his nipples?

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 6:18 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drunken sports fan

Drive drunk!

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It’s easy to become famous these days

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drive drunk!

Drunken people crossing

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If they can still cross the street, they are not drunk enough

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken people crossing

The problem with lazy college senior

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I think that’s the problem; I’m not hungover enough

Published by admin, on September 5th, 2012 at 3:58 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with lazy college senior

Path of a drunk student

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They’re following me

Published by , on September 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Path of a drunk student

Drunk dog

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He drank it like it was water

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 4:25 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunk dog

Getting drunk in college

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Who’s up for Tequila?

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting drunk in college

College essentials

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You won’t get through college without getting drunk, that’s for sure

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 6:07 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on College essentials

First time getting drunk

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If you remember last night, you weren’t drunk enough

Published by admin, on August 11th, 2012 at 6:07 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on First time getting drunk

Getting drunk in the wrong place

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He passed out and couldn’t remember how he hit the ground

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 3:46 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting drunk in the wrong place

Great billboard perspective

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That’s how you feel when you’re drunk and try to get into bed

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Great billboard perspective

Drunken Santa on the streets

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He had to trade his bag of gifts for two beers, but it was worth it

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken Santa on the streets

Am I drunk?

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If I know how much I drank, I am not drunk enough

Published by admin, on July 18th, 2012 at 4:16 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Am I drunk?

Jack Daniels regrets

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The weird part is that she wasn’t drunk

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jack Daniels regrets

Too drunk to fuck T-shirt

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Also, too young

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 1:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too drunk to fuck T-shirt

College prank

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They had to wait a couple of hours before he finally woke up

Published by admin, on May 27th, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on College prank

Inconspicuous fridge

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This way, you can be drunk and no one will know exactly why

Published by admin, on May 22nd, 2012 at 12:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Inconspicuous fridge

Too drunk for beer pong

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I guess he’s the loser

Published by admin, on May 7th, 2012 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too drunk for beer pong

Santa Claus on the subway

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It’s a special subway that goes all over the world

Published by admin, on April 26th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus on the subway

Hangover cure

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The best way to avoid hangover is to always stay drunk

Published by , on April 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hangover cure

Baby trying to get drunk

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He wants to forget about his milk addiction

Published by admin, on April 14th, 2012 at 5:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby trying to get drunk

Drunk Santa

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In Soviet Russia, you bring presents for Santa

Published by admin, on March 12th, 2012 at 6:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunk Santa

Kid helps father get drunk

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Every man should have kid like this one

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid helps father get drunk

Drunken homeless guy

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He tried to drink his ugliness away. He failed.

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2011 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken homeless guy

Drunk man claims he doesn’t do stupid things

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Before burning travel trailer to the ground

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2011 at 6:15 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunk man claims he doesn’t do stupid things

Girl is a little overenthusiastic

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And by overenthusiastic I mean drunk

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2011 at 4:27 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl is a little overenthusiastic

Having another drink

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This mascot doesn’t take defeat lightly

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Having another drink

Baby tries to drink beer

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If you are smaller than the glass, you shouldn’t drink.

Published by admin, on October 12th, 2011 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby tries to drink beer

Drunk on Facebook

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For most people is the other way around.

Published by admin, on October 1st, 2011 at 4:21 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunk on Facebook

Planking at baseball match

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Or drunk guy sleeping in the stands.

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2011 at 7:13 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking at baseball match