The Distraction Network

Engineers wanted ad

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And I thought sending a regular resume was time consuming

Published by admin, on February 27th, 2013 at 9:14 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Engineers wanted ad

How to restore a car

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A rocking chair would have been better, but I couldn’t afford it

Published by admin, on February 20th, 2013 at 9:50 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How to restore a car

Fruit transportation win

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He used to be an engineer

Published by , on February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fruit transportation win

Coat hanger solution

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This works great if you are an engineer and also a hipster

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2013 at 8:42 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coat hanger solution

The perfect T-shirt for an engineer

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The people from Apple should wear these T-shirts

Published by admin, on January 2nd, 2013 at 5:02 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect T-shirt for an engineer

The biggest problem with driving a convertible

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If you guessed the “the air messes up your hair”, you were wrong

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The biggest problem with driving a convertible

Software engineer fail

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They told him the sky was the limit

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2012 at 5:46 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Software engineer fail

How engineers get drunk

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They pay him to be efficient, but they don’t pay him to get drunk

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 4:10 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How engineers get drunk

Penis railroad track

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His father is definitely not an engineer because this track is useless if you think about it

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 8:45 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Penis railroad track

A real engineer

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Or a woman

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 5:17 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on A real engineer

Flat screen TV before flat screen TVs

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It takes a special kind of engineer to make this happen

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Flat screen TV before flat screen TVs

Beer bottle engineering

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Good ideas come before you get drunk

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 8:23 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beer bottle engineering

Water bottle faucet repair fail

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I think my plumber is ripping me off

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 9:14 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Water bottle faucet repair fail

How to keep the oven going

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It might a woman’s kitchen, but a man was surely behind this

Published by , on October 31st, 2012 at 11:57 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to keep the oven going

The wedding of two engineers

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That explains why it tasted like a circuit board

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2012 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The wedding of two engineers

Using a mouse like an engineer

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3D design doesn’t have to be precise anyway

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 7:36 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Using a mouse like an engineer

An engineer’s car

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Fred Flintstone approved

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2012 at 7:53 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on An engineer’s car

Trust me, I’m an engineer

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This guy is a famous engineer and this is his biggest fan

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 1:49 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trust me, I’m an engineer

Automatic lawnmower

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The neighborhood kids are going to run out of business

Published by admin, on September 5th, 2012 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Automatic lawnmower

Quick adaptor fix

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I guess you have to adapt to the situation

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 5:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quick adaptor fix

Trust me, I’m an engineer

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And I have nothing to live for

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 7:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trust me, I’m an engineer

Why I want to become an engineer

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Plus, I can’t get a girlfriend anyway

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2012 at 7:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why I want to become an engineer

Motorized farming equipment

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If I wasn’t a farmer, I would have been an engineer

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2012 at 2:49 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motorized farming equipment

The most accurate pie chart

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No wonder I’m an overweight engineer

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 10:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The most accurate pie chart

House shipment

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Foreclosure is now more brutal than ever

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 12:49 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on House shipment

Bathe like an engineer

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We can do this, we have the technology!

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bathe like an engineer

Glass half empty for engineers

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That’s why I don’t use glasses anymore

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Glass half empty for engineers

Perfect camping spot

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It is only dangerous if you can’t survive the impact with the ground

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 3:49 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Perfect camping spot

Trust me, I’m an engineer

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Can you unplug my cell phone charger please?

Published by admin, on July 15th, 2012 at 11:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trust me, I’m an engineer