The Distraction Network

The one who do speak for you

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If that’s how he speaks English, he truly speaks like most Asians

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 11:15 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The one who do speak for you

Sony Disc recommended

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Made in China

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 3:33 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sony Disc recommended

Female changing rooms

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He should have read the sign aloud before using it

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 5:16 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Female changing rooms

Honey chinken

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This might be racist, but it was delicious

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Honey chinken

Me fail English?

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It’s even apsurd

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 4:34 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Me fail English?

Everyday is low price

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Obviously, they didn’t pay for the sign either

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 8:01 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Everyday is low price

Dad tells me how he meat my mom

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Is that a sexual thing?

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Dad tells me how he meat my mom

For sale – fully equipped dental store

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If you’ve ever seen a dentist’s handwriting, you know that they don’t need to know how to spell

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on For sale – fully equipped dental store

Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

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They didn’t get hired at McDonald’s because they know how to spell, that’s for sure

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 12:43 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

Does not work

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Close enough

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 1:59 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Does not work

Become a partner in Pubic Education

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Public Education is out of your league, but you might have a shot in the pubic sector

Published by , on January 26th, 2013 at 10:21 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Become a partner in Pubic Education

Young people yearn for college

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At least he knows what’s missing from his life

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 10:23 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Young people yearn for college

Welcome tourists, we speak English!

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They didn’t say anything about spelling it

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 2:45 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Welcome tourists, we speak English!

Romney spelling fail

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Or maybe this is the correct version after all

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Romney spelling fail

PSY isn’t Japanese, he’s Korean

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Don’t worry, most of them can’t understand English

Published by , on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:33 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on PSY isn’t Japanese, he’s Korean

Don’t fuck with my grammar

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It wasn’t a spelling mistake, I was just taking about my grandma!

Published by , on December 13th, 2012 at 6:20 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Don’t fuck with my grammar

MSNBC English mistake

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Powered by Yoda

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 12:52 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on MSNBC English mistake

A lady doesn’t put it in from here

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Are we still talking about anal sex?

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2012 at 9:34 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A lady doesn’t put it in from here

Once there gone, there gone

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Just like his chance of learning how to speak English

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 12:59 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Once there gone, there gone

We start sell brown rice

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At least you know they are experts at what they’re selling

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 8:23 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on We start sell brown rice

English bulldog versus American bulldog

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How can you tell if the American bulldog is stupider?

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 12:55 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on English bulldog versus American bulldog

Beware of safety

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If you thought danger was dangerous, you should check out safety

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 4:40 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Beware of safety

Car dealer catch

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The Eastern Europeans have great deals, but they can’t spell

Published by , on November 16th, 2012 at 2:14 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Car dealer catch

Unhelpful high school teacher likes art

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English is somewhat of an art, but only in the UK.

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 9:31 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher likes art

How to make roommates wash the dishes

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If they can’t understand English, they might understand meme-speak

Published by , on November 7th, 2012 at 10:40 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How to make roommates wash the dishes

Racist neighbor featured in newspaper

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Don’t worry, the Hispanics don’t know how to read English

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 8:10 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Racist neighbor featured in newspaper

Tattoo spelling fail

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At least she won’t be able to notice the mistake in the mirror

Published by , on October 31st, 2012 at 1:22 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Tattoo spelling fail

Fried Crap on the menu

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I guess it is better than regular crap

Published by , on October 29th, 2012 at 5:19 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fried Crap on the menu

Improve your school – vote Emily

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At least she proved that the school needs to be improved

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 11:12 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Improve your school – vote Emily

It’s always good to meat new people

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No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 1:25 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on It’s always good to meat new people

English spelling fail

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Can he get a refund for his English classes?

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 2:07 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on English spelling fail

Misspelled tattoo fail

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You don’t have to know how to spell to be successful

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 11:27 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misspelled tattoo fail

What happens after you finish a building?

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The guy who invented the English language forgot about it

Published by , on September 17th, 2012 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on What happens after you finish a building?

Facebook English fail

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Life is always great for conquerors

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Facebook English fail

Thank you letter

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Close enough

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 12:05 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thank you letter

Thank you very much

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I guess wanking is one form of saying thank you

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 3:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thank you very much

Practice English

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Some people can’t pronounce the letter R, others can’t write it

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 1:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Practice English

One of a kinds!

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That’s one way to get away with false advertising

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 3:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on One of a kinds!

How to learn English

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I can’t imagine how this could turn out to be a bad idea

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 4:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to learn English

It’s get better

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Most things do, but this tattoo won’t

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 3:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on It’s get better

Loosing is not an option

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That’s why I tell all my daughters not to be loose

Published by admin, on July 19th, 2012 at 2:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Loosing is not an option

Joey and high school

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If you want to learn something from high school, you should try having sex with the English teacher

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 12:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Joey and high school

Dog will bight

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I had no idea dogs know how to tie knots

Published by admin, on July 15th, 2012 at 10:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dog will bight

Save our public education

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I guess that’s why there’s an “l” in public

Published by admin, on July 9th, 2012 at 2:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Save our public education

I need a English Tutor

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He obviously wasn’t lying

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I need a English Tutor

Funny Care

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The weird part is that there is nothing funny about it

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 3:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny Care

Free Wire Less Lan

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They should use that internet to figure out how spell wireless

Published by admin, on July 3rd, 2012 at 8:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free Wire Less Lan

Fortune cookie fail

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Where can I find this “hot both” you are talking about?

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 5:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fortune cookie fail

Respect our country

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She doesn’t have to respect it, she was born there.

Published by admin, on June 25th, 2012 at 8:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Respect our country

I can English

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No, you can’t

Published by admin, on June 21st, 2012 at 12:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I can English