The Distraction Network

Forks and Knifes

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It’s knives when plural… and that’s safe to have in a store out in the open.

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2011 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Forks and Knifes

Fu King Chinese

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Someone didn’t think about the name when they made the restaurant. Bet it attracts lots of customers though.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 8:33 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Fu King Chinese

Rebebl

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A rebel that can’t spell worth shit, what a pairing.

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Rebebl

Red Reaf

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A reef or a leaf? You can decide.

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2011 at 8:31 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , 1 Comment

What?

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I’m not sure who would want to buy that, someone who really wants hot dogs I guess?

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2011 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on What?

Old Lesbian Drink

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That is an interesting drink, I’m just wondering what ingredients make this.

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2011 at 8:23 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Old Lesbian Drink

CHINESE SIGN FAIL

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Gets hold of arm rest to fall the wound carefully!! hahah

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2011 at 2:37 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on CHINESE SIGN FAIL

The Trash Sign

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“Leavinng the trash on the trash room’s floor is not allow!”

The Office says so, so don’t do it!

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2011 at 11:10 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Trash Sign

OOP’S BAKERY

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oop’s we baked too much!

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2011 at 2:45 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on OOP’S BAKERY

Horny care

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This Looks Like An Interesting Healthcare Service

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2011 at 7:16 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Horny care

Do Drunken Driving

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If the law tells me to drive drunk, then I must obey it.

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Do Drunken Driving

Fire While Smoking

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Uhh yea, I’m sure I won’t fire while smoking anymore than.

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Fire While Smoking

It Fly’s

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I think were looking for the word “Flies” here.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on It Fly’s

Grow in you?

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Is it really saying what I think it is saying? Hopefully the kids don’t catch onto what it means.

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Grow in you?

Chicken “Dumping”?

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I don’t know who would want to order that besides for the use of fertilization on your lawn.

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Chicken “Dumping”?

Court sign fail

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Pets are not permitted the trail.

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2011 at 2:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Court sign fail

The Filth Room

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I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to go in that room then. Filthy.

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on The Filth Room

mmm chzzsz

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Gots to love that Ham and Chzzsz!

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , 1 Comment

The Birds Friend

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Yes, let us do the birds friend, which happens to be another bird… mmmm

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2011 at 11:06 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The Birds Friend

Coolpis!!

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Lets Try The New Peach Flavor

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2011 at 6:30 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coolpis!!

What Does That Say?

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“Chinee Takee Outee”

Anyone in the mood for some Chinee? Yummy!

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2011 at 11:09 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on What Does That Say?

Opening The Gate

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This leave must be opened first…

Published by admin, on August 15th, 2011 at 11:22 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Opening The Gate

The Rear Door Sign

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Please you rear door! Pweaaaase!!

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2011 at 11:26 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Rear Door Sign

Vanderbilt Medical Center

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This is the package for the “patients belongings”…

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2011 at 7:30 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Vanderbilt Medical Center