The Distraction Network

Divide by zero error

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That’s how two hours of math went down the drain

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2013 at 10:51 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Divide by zero error

Google Maps error

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That’s probably just the portal toward the 8 bit world

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 8:15 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Google Maps error

Divide by zero solutions

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I choose you, Chuck Norris

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2013 at 10:53 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Divide by zero solutions

Tell a programmer to…

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Where can I find a programmer?

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 5:49 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tell a programmer to…

Divide by 0 error

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My test solution is only correct if you can divide by zero

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2012 at 9:04 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , Comments Off on Divide by 0 error

Took an arrow in the file server

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Skyrim ruined the 404 error for me

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 2:12 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Took an arrow in the file server

Parking error

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She hit the gas instead of taking the key out of the ignition

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 11:06 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parking error

Japanese sign fail

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Unless they really wanted a sign with server error

Published by admin, on July 9th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Japanese sign fail

Hot melt cum stick

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Why would I pay for it when I can make it myself?

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 1:49 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot melt cum stick

Typographical error

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He was allegedly on drums.

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 7:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Typographical error

Cucumber in supermarket

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The price would have been higher if they had to hire someone who knows how to spell

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cucumber in supermarket

Wendy’s extraordinary service

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They spelled “extraordinary” in an extraordinary way.

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wendy’s extraordinary service

Worst spelling of “inconvenience”

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I lied, incontinence is probably worse.

Published by admin, on January 30th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Worst spelling of “inconvenience”

Grammatical error?

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Nothing the delete button can’t fix

Published by , on January 29th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grammatical error?

No Cell Phones

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If she would have sent this message form a cell phone, autocorrect would have helped.

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2012 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on No Cell Phones

Pommy Granit

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Not everyone can spell “pomegranate”

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pommy Granit

How to keep a child alive

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Yo should definitely keep on driving

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to keep a child alive

Starting off on the wrong foot

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Please learn how to spell

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2012 at 3:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Starting off on the wrong foot

McCain supporter fail

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Talking like a real republican

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 6:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on McCain supporter fail

The person who wrote this sign loves “quote” marks

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She “knows” how to write a “good” message.

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The person who wrote this sign loves “quote” marks

Student Success week

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Not only does it last 4 days instead of a full week, but they spelled “success” wrong.

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2012 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Student Success week

Sign Fail

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Get your apostrophes right, sign!

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sign Fail

Thanksgiving and catholic school signs

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Christ doesn’t care about spelling mistakes

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thanksgiving and catholic school signs

Spelling error

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They care about your safety, but they don’t care about the English language

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spelling error

Kid lost his dogs

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Or grown man doesn’t know how to spell

Published by admin, on January 16th, 2012 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid lost his dogs

Toothbrush sign

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Any pasta is tooth pasta.

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2012 at 1:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toothbrush sign

If you confuse a D with a T

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You probably love ticks.

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on If you confuse a D with a T

Bathroom Door fail

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And they wondered why people kept urinating on the doors

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2012 at 1:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bathroom Door fail

Chinese landslide warning

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Don’t let the landslide hit you on the way out.

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2012 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese landslide warning

Expect delays

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That’s what my girlfriend said about her period before we found out she was pregnant.

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2012 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Expect delays

Taxi driver cares about passengers

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Not so much about spelling mistakes

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2012 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taxi driver cares about passengers

Spelling bird wrong

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Guaranteed to result in a discount

Published by admin, on January 2nd, 2012 at 6:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Spelling bird wrong

Seedless Watermelon

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What?? The seeds are the best part.

Published by admin, on January 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Seedless Watermelon

Kindling Bundles

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Find the extra “n”

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2012 at 5:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kindling Bundles

Out of Gift Cards fail

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Sorry for what?

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2011 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Out of Gift Cards fail

Chinese instructions make no sense

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You’d be better off trying to understand it in Chinese.

Published by admin, on December 10th, 2011 at 6:41 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese instructions make no sense

Superbowl Sunday

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I would like to buy a bowel.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 9:52 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superbowl Sunday

Stop sign error

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I think this sign is trying to tell us something.

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2011 at 9:52 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stop sign error

Ironic sign about perfection

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They obviously couldn’t afford to pay the price.

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ironic sign about perfection

Shitting error

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You got to be shooting me.

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2011 at 12:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shitting error

No soliciting sign

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Kind of rude, for a sign that doesn’t know how to spell

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on No soliciting sign

Impressive discount

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Even more impressive than the spelling mistakes

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2011 at 3:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Impressive discount

Salmon sandwich

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The “c” in sandwich contains too many calories.

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Salmon sandwich

Not Wesley Snipes

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After Blade, he really let himself go.

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2011 at 3:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not Wesley Snipes

Sign for hotel guests

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Maybe if they spent less time trying to write signs, they would manage to make food for everyone.

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 6:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sign for hotel guests

Cookie spelling error

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What else did you expect at such a low price?

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2011 at 7:41 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cookie spelling error

Error

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Don’t divide by zero if you care about our solar system

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2011 at 3:42 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Error

Wednesday Spelling fail

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I think we can all agree that this word should be spelled differently.

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2011 at 3:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wednesday Spelling fail

Chinese sign is difficult to understand

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Maybe the person who wrote it gets it

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2011 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese sign is difficult to understand

Friends fail

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No one really expected a bunny to know how to spell.

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2011 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Friends fail