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Essay requirement

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You don’t want to look like an over-achiever

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 5:44 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Essay requirement

Lazy college senior gets an extension

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And by “writes it” I mean buys it from nerdy colleague

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 2:45 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior gets an extension

Essay for grad school application

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They are obviously looking for nerds

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay for grad school application

Paper should be 5-8 pages long

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If it isn’t worth doing, it is worth underdoing

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper should be 5-8 pages long

Essay length problems

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My master plan is complete

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 5:25 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Essay length problems

Lazy college senior pulls an all nighter

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He missed the deadline anyway because he fell asleep

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior pulls an all nighter

Essay problems

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You need to use long words

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2012 at 2:30 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Essay problems

Final essay?

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I hope it is not going to rain because I will have to skip it

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Final essay?

Bought essay online

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It is not like teachers read those things anyway

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2012 at 9:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bought essay online

Lazy college senior five page essay

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I’ve done more copy pasting in less time

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 8:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior five page essay

You can’t write an essay the night before it’s due

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It’s all about formatting and copy paste

Published by admin, on July 31st, 2012 at 10:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on You can’t write an essay the night before it’s due

Working on an essay

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I knew I shouldn’t have watched porn in the background

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 6:04 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Working on an essay

Essay bias

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That explains why I can’t write a good essay no matter the circumstances

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 8:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay bias

Beyond your skill level

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Thank God I never had the best essay in class

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 10:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Beyond your skill level

Essay extension

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Thank God I didn’t start the essay yet, it would have been a waste of time

Published by , on May 26th, 2012 at 6:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay extension

Do not write your essay

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Rules are made to be broken

Published by admin, on April 19th, 2012 at 9:34 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do not write your essay

Essay rage

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If only I could use Wikipedia during the exam too

Published by , on April 18th, 2012 at 11:12 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay rage

University Application Essay

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This kid was forced to write a college application letter at his high school a year before he even had to apply and naturally didn’t take it too seriously.

He saved it, printed it at the end of the day thinking nothing of it, when his teacher picked it up from the printer and passed it in the school staff room.

Submitted by: Unknown.

Published by admin, on April 13th, 2012 at 10:08 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on University Application Essay

Michelanglo the painter or turtle?

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Copied straight from the book.

Submitted by: HailFireAndIce (Source)

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Michelanglo the painter or turtle?

Student gets 0% on his essay

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No points for imagination

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2012 at 3:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , 2 Comments

Essay about Hores

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Truer words have never been spoken.

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2011 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay about Hores

Walt Whitman Essay

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A story of greed, racism, and getting expelled.

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2011 at 3:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Walt Whitman Essay

Test paper makes no sense

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The pictures make it a little better.

Published by admin, on December 9th, 2011 at 1:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Test paper makes no sense

Weird essay about parents

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He has three of them, but none of them is interested in checking his homework.

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2011 at 5:46 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird essay about parents

Problems and shit

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Are you saying shit is not a real problem?

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2011 at 5:15 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Problems and shit

Cat Writing Essay

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“And that’s why I always pee on the floor.”

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2011 at 9:08 pm. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Star War Vs Star Trek

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Hilarious essay about star trek and star wars!

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2011 at 3:13 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Star War Vs Star Trek

Funny answer on science Exam

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this is why i’m vegetarian

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2011 at 3:09 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Funny answer on science Exam