The Distraction Network

Masturbation problems

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He’s been waiting to become an uncle/father for years

Published by admin, on February 7th, 2013 at 11:41 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Masturbation problems

Tap tap tap

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I need some alone time so I can beat the drums, if you know what I mean

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 10:20 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Tap tap tap

MILF braces for the FAP offensive

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If you spend enough time on the internet, you will see this headline through different eyes

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on MILF braces for the FAP offensive

Too sick for class

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That will definitely make me feel better

Published by , on June 19th, 2012 at 5:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Too sick for class

Age math

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Don’t worry, you can fap even more times per week and the equation will still be correct

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2012 at 2:57 pm. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Age math

Food Assistance Program

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Also known as the FAP

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Food Assistance Program

Heart attack symptoms

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Or maybe too much fapping.

Published by , on January 4th, 2012 at 10:59 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Heart attack symptoms

You might call it fapping

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But after a point it becomes exercising.

Published by , on November 2nd, 2011 at 2:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on You might call it fapping