The Distraction Network

Fat iron man

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More like Gold man, because gold is heavier than iron, am I right?

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat iron man

Sonic cake

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If you have a fat friend, those rings will disappear faster than Sonic can collect them

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 12:15 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sonic cake

Humongous burrito

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This is what Rosie O’donnel eats as a snack

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 7:31 am. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Humongous burrito

You need pants to fly

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The TSA has some weird rules

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on You need pants to fly

Too early for ice cream?

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That explains why Americans are so fat

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 7:38 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too early for ice cream?

Satanist fat girl

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If I were this fat, I wouldn’t believe in God either.

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 4:09 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Satanist fat girl

Candy mountain cake

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If you eat this, you are never going to be slim again

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 2:01 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Candy mountain cake

Girl holding two fat cats

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Cats don’t like mirrors

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 2:41 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl holding two fat cats

Gingerbread city

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That explains why my family is overweight

Published by admin, on February 11th, 2013 at 11:03 am. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gingerbread city

Fat midget is surprised

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It’s the first time he’s seen it.

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2013 at 11:50 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat midget is surprised

Huge fat guy makes a video

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Stop making fun of him, he has enough weight on his shoulders as it is

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 9:07 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Huge fat guy makes a video

Fat fluffy cat at the vet

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If she misbehaves, you can just roll it over on its back and it won’t go anywhere

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 7:23 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat fluffy cat at the vet

Fat woman on YouTube

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She was so mad about this comment, she almost managed to lift her hands up in despair

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat woman on YouTube

Fattest man alive fights MMA pro

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The small guy won because he was actually an as-steroid

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 3:12 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fattest man alive fights MMA pro

Fat guy Tooth Fairy costume

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This is still hot by American standards

Published by , on January 16th, 2013 at 9:19 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat guy Tooth Fairy costume

Fat guy planking at a low price

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Only in America

Published by , on January 13th, 2013 at 9:26 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat guy planking at a low price

Fat Captain America costume

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This costume is more accurate for present day America

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 3:00 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat Captain America costume

Fat Halo cosplay

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I bet he is more interested in Master Chef than in Master Chief

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2013 at 5:02 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat Halo cosplay

Fat Monica

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She was on a break! From being thin

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 10:57 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat Monica

Fat girl on Facebook

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Is she referring to her penis size?

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 10:26 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat girl on Facebook

Fat man mugshot

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With a face this ugly, it was obvious that they were going to identify him quickly

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2013 at 8:28 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat man mugshot

Peace sign

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If more people were like this girl, there wouldn’t be wars because fat people can’t get up to fight.

Published by admin, on December 29th, 2012 at 6:11 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Peace sign

Fat guy ruins hipster picture

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They tried to take a picture without him, but he is fat enough to be everywhere

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 11:36 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat guy ruins hipster picture

Fat mother holding her child

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First she didn’t knew she was pregnant and now she doesn’t know she has a kid

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother holding her child

Does this make me look fat?

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That’s the right answer

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 7:00 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Does this make me look fat?

Muslim Adam and Eve

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Muslim? More like mu-fat

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Muslim Adam and Eve

Fat guy gang sign

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That’s the only sign he can do with those fat fingers.

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 4:58 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat guy gang sign

Floating fat guy illusion

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I know it is just an illusion because if you’re that fat, you couldn’t possibly float

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Floating fat guy illusion

Ugly fat woman

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The camera adds 5 pounds of ugly

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly fat woman

Fat mother with even fatter kid

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She wants to see if her daughter can break her weight record

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:30 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother with even fatter kid

Pizza Christmas

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That’s what Christmas is all about

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 4:35 am. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pizza Christmas

Top rated comments on opposite ends

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Spoiler alert if you haven’t finished Mist of Pandaria yet

Published by , on November 15th, 2012 at 10:04 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Top rated comments on opposite ends

Fat guy giving birth costume

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I’m not sure if he’s giving birth or if he ate the baby

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat guy giving birth costume

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

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This joke is too obtuse for me

Published by , on November 10th, 2012 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

Burn

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And that’s how I met your mother, kids

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Burn

Whenever I get a new girlfriend

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That’s why I always end up with a fat girlfriend

Published by , on November 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I get a new girlfriend

My roommate keeps to himself

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The best part about it is that if you’re hungry, you can always find something good in there

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on My roommate keeps to himself

A thumb wearing a hat

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At least no one called him Jabba the Hut this time

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on A thumb wearing a hat

The fattest soccer fan in the world

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He doesn’t have to move, but he’s all over the place

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 8:15 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on The fattest soccer fan in the world

Collapsed house

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I knew we shouldn’t have brought my mother in law here

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 3:58 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Collapsed house

Honey Boo Boo child

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You would think that she might topple under her own weight, but it hasn’t happened yet

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Honey Boo Boo child

Complimentary angle

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Do I look fat in this graph?

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 1:37 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Complimentary angle

Local police are now targeting

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They are a menace to any drunk guy out there

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 12:25 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Local police are now targeting

Fat girl eating ice cream

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She is only going to have 3, as opposed to the usual 6 ice creams a day

Published by admin, on October 10th, 2012 at 4:40 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat girl eating ice cream

From God, to Women

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That’s why I’m an atheist

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2012 at 12:30 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on From God, to Women

Fat man with hot chick

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He’s so fat, her boobs look small when you see them next to him

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat man with hot chick

Hoola hoop

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They tried to make them like they used to, but today’s kids wouldn’t fit in them

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2012 at 9:09 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hoola hoop

Weight Watchers

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There’s an even larger door for your momma

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 11:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weight Watchers

Actual size

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It won’t be long until this ad will represent a normal portion for Americans

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Actual size

Fat woman with king hat

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She’s the queen of fat

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 2:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat woman with king hat