The Distraction Network

Whenever a girl hits on me

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I’ll let future me decide

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever a girl hits on me

Whenever I don’t get a text back from my girlfriend

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Turns out she was just too busy cheating on me to text back

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 2:46 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whenever I don’t get a text back from my girlfriend

Whenever a hot friend flirts with me

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And that’s why I don’t have friends anymore

Published by , on March 3rd, 2013 at 1:02 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whenever a hot friend flirts with me

Whenever I get offered gum

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This makes saying “no” even harder

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 2:48 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I get offered gum

Whenever I see stuff on my neighbor’s lawn

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He could use some money either way

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 7:38 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I see stuff on my neighbor’s lawn

Mid 30s and still dating

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Or maybe these high school girls are really easy to impress

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Mid 30s and still dating

Fixing computers is a confusing job

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Either way, I am getting tired of fixing my mother’s computer

Published by , on January 22nd, 2013 at 3:31 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fixing computers is a confusing job

I don’t understand hangovers

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Maybe this is my superpower

Published by , on January 11th, 2013 at 10:41 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I don’t understand hangovers

Not sure if gum…

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I am going to swallow it anyway

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 10:27 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not sure if gum…

Whenever I talk to a girl

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I hang out with too many nice people

Published by , on December 16th, 2012 at 8:15 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I talk to a girl

Whenever I see a hot girl

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Another beer should help me figure it out

Published by , on November 20th, 2012 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I see a hot girl

My school schedule sucks during the spring

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Or maybe I can just skip school today

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 5:15 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on My school schedule sucks during the spring

Whenever the waitress flirts with me

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I will give her a small one either way

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 9:34 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever the waitress flirts with me

Socializing is hard

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I will always have the internet

Published by , on October 19th, 2012 at 1:33 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Socializing is hard

I’m always bitter and pessimistic

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I need to find a mail order bride while they’re still legal

Published by , on October 13th, 2012 at 12:56 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m always bitter and pessimistic

Fry Meme

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Definitely gay!

Published by , on September 23rd, 2012 at 7:44 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fry Meme

Fry drawing

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Someone spent too much time on the internet…

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 11:02 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fry drawing

Hot girl?

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This doesn’t mean you can start wearing yoga pants, fat girls

Published by , on August 26th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot girl?

Like a sir French fry

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The French always know how to be polite

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 7:42 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Like a sir French fry

When all of my students fail the test

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Maybe I should lower my expectations next time

Published by , on July 2nd, 2012 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on When all of my students fail the test

Hot or not

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They call it horny goggles

Published by , on April 21st, 2012 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot or not

Lazy Fry

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He’s like the opposite of Hitler

Published by , on April 18th, 2012 at 8:12 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , 2 Comments

Fry meme

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I didn’t know Fry was half Asian.

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2011 at 8:04 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fry meme

Fry like a sir

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He must have robbed Bender.

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2011 at 4:59 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fry like a sir

Can’t tell if gay…

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Fry doesn’t have his gaydar on.

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2011 at 5:55 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can’t tell if gay…

Zoidberg

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You and fry would make the perfect match then, wouldn’t they.

Published by , on September 22nd, 2011 at 10:04 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , , , , , 3 Comments

Hooters

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We all love hooters, but who gets wings at hooters? Everyone is thinking chicken breasts.

Published by , on September 7th, 2011 at 1:35 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , , 3 Comments

Zoidberg meme time!

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Fry meme dead?

Now Zoidberg shall be the popular one!

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2011 at 9:27 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Zoidberg meme time!