The Distraction Network

How to pump gas efficiently

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If I don’t do this, the gas companies win

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to pump gas efficiently

Towing a Lamborghini

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This is probably cheaper than filling it up, considering the gas prices

Published by , on February 17th, 2013 at 2:50 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Towing a Lamborghini

How to get free gas – The Simpsons

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But if you have a Hummer, you will only fill half the tank

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 3:24 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Parking error

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She hit the gas instead of taking the key out of the ignition

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 11:06 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parking error

Infinite gas

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The gas companies don’t want you to know this

Published by , on May 1st, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infinite gas

Sir jokes

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If your jokes don’t involve noble gases, you are not doing it right

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 12:46 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sir jokes

Slipper or nose warmer?

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It could also be a gas mask if you don’t wash your feet often

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Slipper or nose warmer?

Save gas money

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Better than carpooling

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2012 at 7:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Save gas money

Never buy gas again

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Who wants to have gas for life?

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Never buy gas again

Gas station sign

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If they can’t spell “does”, you can be sure they will mess up “inconvenience” too.

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gas station sign

Black and white car jump

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Nowadays, the most dangerous part about it is spending your life savings on buying gas.

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 4:51 am. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Hummer without wheels

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I guess he had to sell them for gas money.

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2011 at 8:35 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hummer without wheels

Beat fuel prices

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That’s a great slogan, so the only reason I should go there… is so I don’t have to pay for gas.

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2011 at 8:48 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Beat fuel prices