The Distraction Network

Whenever a girl hits on me

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I’ll let future me decide

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever a girl hits on me

Poor idiot nerd girl

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She was the first nerd ever who had to go to community college

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poor idiot nerd girl

Hot cashier girl

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Good luck playing this one off as a joke

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 2:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Hot cashier girl

Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

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Either way, she’s getting screwed

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 3:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

Girl with her dead chicken

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Don’t play with your food!

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 6:51 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with her dead chicken

Mc Donalds, its all down hill from here.

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Its a photo of some random who looks like they have eaten to much McDonalds hahah

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2013 at 5:41 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , Comments Off on Mc Donalds, its all down hill from here.

I totally love to read

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She must be a real bookworm

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2013 at 4:23 pm. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I totally love to read

Creepiest girl ever

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And I thought the girl from Grudge was scary

Published by , on February 28th, 2013 at 6:36 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Creepiest girl ever

Girl with Pokemon hat

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Not only did her boyfriend made her wear this, he also made her wear the Left 4 Dead t-shirt

Published by , on February 27th, 2013 at 6:27 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girl with Pokemon hat

Satanist fat girl

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If I were this fat, I wouldn’t believe in God either.

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 4:09 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Satanist fat girl

Nerdy girl photobomb

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That’s why socially awkward people shouldn’t be allowed into parties.

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 8:00 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerdy girl photobomb

Girl holding two fat cats

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Cats don’t like mirrors

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 2:41 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl holding two fat cats

Hipster girl in the kitchen

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I thought making sandwiches is too mainstream

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 6:42 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster girl in the kitchen

Eye contact with hot girl?

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She might take it as a compliment

Published by , on February 9th, 2013 at 9:39 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Eye contact with hot girl?

Girl planking on basketball hoop

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I’d slam dunk her

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 9:52 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl planking on basketball hoop

Ugly face

A participant in the Ugly Competition, organised by the Txosna Moskotarrak, performs during the Great Week fiestas in Bilbao

Nothing plastic surgery can’t fix

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 1:56 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ugly face

Hipster photography girl

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What? Are you saying you shouldn’t wear sunglasses when taking pictures?

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 2:25 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster photography girl

Girl gets butt hole tattoo

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Just because she has an anal tattoo, it doesn’t mean she’s not a virgin, right?

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 5:02 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girl gets butt hole tattoo

Hot girl taking picture with a boy

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This is when he found out they don’t have cuddies after all

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 1:31 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot girl taking picture with a boy

Shadow magic

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I’m so shy, I can’t even talk to a girl’s shadow

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 6:10 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Shadow magic

How to speak with a girl

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And that’s how I missed out on a threesome

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 3:45 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to speak with a girl

Trying to talk to a cute girl

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Don’t worry; your hard on will disappear if you manage to get her in bed

Published by , on January 7th, 2013 at 2:56 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Trying to talk to a cute girl

Fat girl on Facebook

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Is she referring to her penis size?

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 10:26 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat girl on Facebook

Told a girl she was hot

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She is probably 15 by now

Published by , on January 4th, 2013 at 6:35 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Told a girl she was hot

Girl with pickup truck

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It’s not like you can pick her up without the truck.

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2013 at 2:02 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with pickup truck

Whenever I talk to a girl

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I hang out with too many nice people

Published by , on December 16th, 2012 at 8:15 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I talk to a girl

Girl in Nintendo controller costume

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I can push that B button all night long, babe

Published by , on December 4th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Girl in Nintendo controller costume

Smooth girl

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Our kids are going to love this story!

Published by , on November 30th, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smooth girl

Piercing girl finds match

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You don’t want to know how often their piercings get tangled during sexy time

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 10:55 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Piercing girl finds match

Picking up a girl in college

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Only Asian girls can appreciate this

Published by , on November 21st, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Picking up a girl in college

Girl in Pokemon costume

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Her boyfriend finally managed to convince her to wear this

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2012 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Floating girl

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Her Photoshop skills are almost as good as her flying abilities

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating girl

Baby girl wants to use the internet

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She’s trying to find the phone number of child protective services

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby girl wants to use the internet

Girl trying to look ugly

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So far, she is succeeding

Published by , on November 6th, 2012 at 8:51 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girl trying to look ugly

Picking up girls at the bar

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Turns out she can run pretty fast

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 3:27 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Picking up girls at the bar

Annoying FaceBook girl wishes happy birthday to her mom

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What a suck up

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 5:57 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Annoying FaceBook girl wishes happy birthday to her mom

Blonde girl with a mustache like a sir

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I had no idea girls with mustaches can turn me on

Published by , on October 26th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Blonde girl with a mustache like a sir

Cute girl planking on fishbowls

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The fish are probably terrified

Published by , on October 26th, 2012 at 7:10 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute girl planking on fishbowls

Planking at the mall

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She tried a new shirt and wanted to see how it looks when she’s planking with it

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 7:52 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking at the mall

I love final fantasy

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You only have to play the final one, right?

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 4:58 am. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I love final fantasy

Geeky idiot nerd girl

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She’s was the first geeky cheerleader in the world

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Geeky idiot nerd girl

Bikini girl planking

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She might get a part in CSI for this

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 9:55 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bikini girl planking

Boat planking girl

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She’s on a boat. Literally

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 4:01 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boat planking girl

Pregnant girl planking

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This is the perfect angle for kicking the baby

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 2:14 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant girl planking

Ugly girl with bottles

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The only way she’ll look prettier is if those bottles contain vodka and she planned on giving them to you.

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 4:10 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly girl with bottles

Lovely girl enjoying the rain

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For every optimist in the world, there’s a pessimist with a middle finger

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 7:51 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lovely girl enjoying the rain

Future hooters girl

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If you don’t start them young, they might end up having high expectations from life

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 2:23 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Future hooters girl

Girl trying to levitate

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Perfect. Now I just have to teach her how to levitate towards the kitchen

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl trying to levitate

Girl hovering above the bed

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This might be a scene from The Exorcist

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 3:33 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl hovering above the bed

Braces girl

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If only they had braces for the entire face.

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 7:30 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Braces girl