The Distraction Network

Aggressive dog

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And by girlfriend, he means mother

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 7:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Aggressive dog

Almost got laid thanks to this song

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That’s what my girlfriend said too

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 6:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Almost got laid thanks to this song

Whenever I don’t get a text back from my girlfriend

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Turns out she was just too busy cheating on me to text back

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 2:46 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whenever I don’t get a text back from my girlfriend

Overly Attached girlfriend ad

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I’m not sure that pressuring the readers is the best way to advertise your website

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Overly Attached girlfriend ad

Sheldon’s girlfriend?

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That’s why The Big Bang Theory should remain a family show

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2013 at 8:10 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sheldon’s girlfriend?

Girlfriend might be my sister

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Where is Jerry Springer when you need him?

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 6:29 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend might be my sister

Lazy college senior needs a new girlfriend

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She was too old for me anyway

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 10:18 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior needs a new girlfriend

The reason I don’t have a girlfriend

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My mother always told me I’m cute, so this makes perfect sense

Published by , on November 23rd, 2012 at 1:37 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The reason I don’t have a girlfriend

First Girlfriend success

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I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed or proud of myself

Published by , on November 16th, 2012 at 12:58 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on First Girlfriend success

Full disclosure on previous sexual experiences

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Who knew her threesome years are behind her?

Published by , on November 7th, 2012 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Full disclosure on previous sexual experiences

Burn

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And that’s how I met your mother, kids

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Burn

Overly attached girlfriend gem

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I did, but no one liked it

Published by , on November 3rd, 2012 at 10:14 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Overly attached girlfriend gem

Whenever I get a new girlfriend

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That’s why I always end up with a fat girlfriend

Published by , on November 2nd, 2012 at 3:11 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I get a new girlfriend

Girlfriend wants to do more things as a couple

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I’ve found my future wife!

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend wants to do more things as a couple

Bad luck Brian finds a girlfriend

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She was the overly attached girlfriend all along

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 10:21 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian finds a girlfriend

Rose knows what love is all about

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She’s the original overly attached girlfriend

Published by admin, on October 1st, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Rose knows what love is all about

Spam can

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All of his girlfriends wanted to unsubscribe but he keeps on coming

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 10:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spam can

Why I want to become an engineer

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Plus, I can’t get a girlfriend anyway

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2012 at 7:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why I want to become an engineer

Tired of spilling beer while driving?

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This is the perfect guide for an accident

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tired of spilling beer while driving?

Good Guy Greg has an ex girlfriend

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He will give you some tips while you’re at it

Published by , on August 27th, 2012 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Good Guy Greg has an ex girlfriend

What do you want to do in the future?

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It will take a while until he finds a girlfriend, so we don’t have to worry about him taking over the world

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on What do you want to do in the future?

Girlfriend got him a stupid hat

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If he is going to wear it outside, it is conclusive proof that he’s in love with her

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend got him a stupid hat

Jake meets Charlie’s girlfriend

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This kid is smarter than it seems

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jake meets Charlie’s girlfriend

Girlfriend has stomach ache?

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That’s why I’m 23 and I never had a girlfriend

Published by , on August 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend has stomach ache?

House caught in the act

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That’s what my girlfriend thinks sex is too

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on House caught in the act

I still live with my parents

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How is he supposed to get a girl with that T-shirt on?

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I still live with my parents

Awesome girlfriend mad at you?

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You will solve the problem with rock, paper, scissors

Published by , on June 6th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome girlfriend mad at you?

Twilight shrine

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When you’ll see this on your girlfriend’s door, it will be too late

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Twilight shrine

Friendzoned

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Who wants an ugly girlfriend anyway?

Published by , on June 2nd, 2012 at 7:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Friendzoned

Where do you want to eat?

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That’s the good part about having a fat girlfriend; she’ll eat anything

Published by , on June 1st, 2012 at 5:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Where do you want to eat?

Awesome mask

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If this doesn’t get him a girlfriend, nothing will

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 10:28 pm. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome mask

Ex girlfriend problems

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If they had to break up because he went to jail, even better

Published by , on May 22nd, 2012 at 6:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ex girlfriend problems

Dildos sign

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Are these directions to your girlfriend?

Published by admin, on April 21st, 2012 at 1:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildos sign

Friend’s girlfriend is pregnant?

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Innocence would be a good one

Published by , on March 30th, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Friend’s girlfriend is pregnant?

Romantic evening

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His girlfriend is at home, doing the dishes

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2012 at 5:11 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Romantic evening

Baby Fever

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That’s why I will leave my girlfriend pregnant before that.

Published by , on February 21st, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby Fever

Delicious choco is better than sex

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This sounds just like my girlfriend

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2012 at 6:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Delicious choco is better than sex

She dumped you?

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Pull a Dexter on her

Published by , on February 2nd, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on She dumped you?

E to x math tattoo

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Must better than tattooing the name of your girlfriend.

Published by admin, on January 16th, 2012 at 4:09 am. Filled under: Math Tattoos Tags: , , , Comments Off on E to x math tattoo

Girlfriend hat

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The only problem is that she won’t stop talking

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2011 at 12:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend hat

The Axe effect

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Your girlfriend is going to hate it

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2011 at 6:02 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Axe effect

Half asleep

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He is dreaming about having a girlfriend.

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2011 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Half asleep

Maddox

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I have a feeling getting a girlfriend will be easier for him than it was for most of us.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 3:07 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Maddox

How can I score?

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There isn’t a single simple answer, but one possible way is to seek someone out with shared interests and values, get to know one another, and be kind and respectful to each other. If that works out, you may both get dates.

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2011 at 10:59 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on How can I score?