The Distraction Network

Like a sir foggy windshield

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God sends signs like a sir

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Dumb God costume

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This probably isn’t real

Published by , on March 20th, 2013 at 6:30 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dumb God costume

Jesus doesn’t hate fags

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He shouldn’t have hired an illiterate middle eastern copy writer

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus doesn’t hate fags

Spoke to aliens?

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At least if you pretend to speak to God, you might actually prophet from it.

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 5:40 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spoke to aliens?

Who created the world?

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God has his fair share of groupies

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Abstinence fail

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God doesn’t play by the rules

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Abstinence fail

Loki likes to post comments on videos

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And I thought the Christian God was egocentric

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 12:32 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Loki likes to post comments on videos

You don’t believe in God anymore?

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She was right about college and she doesn’t even know it

Published by , on February 19th, 2013 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on You don’t believe in God anymore?

If there is no God…

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And why did the chicken cross the road?

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on If there is no God…

In the beginning, man created God

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This is a good an explanation as any

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I don’t judge Christians

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I see what you did there

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I don’t judge Christians

I know God is real

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The girl on the right is a little too old for Santa, but the one on the left is too old for God

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 11:10 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on I know God is real

The best sudden realization

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The only difference between finding out that God and Santa don’t exist is that you are actually sad about Santa

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best sudden realization

Bad Luck Brian is a hero

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No one ever calls me the Savior

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God Cat

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No wonder the Egyptians worshipped cats

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 11:13 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on God Cat

God watching TV

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He already knows what’s going to happen, but he’s just watching it for entertainment

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 11:32 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on God watching TV

Push-up posters

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That’s why God invented the third dimension

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Push-up posters

God and homosexuality

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God works in mysterious ways

Published by admin, on December 15th, 2012 at 2:27 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on God and homosexuality

If God does not exist, who wrote the Bible?

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At least now you know for sure that God and Harry Potter exist.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 12:02 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on If God does not exist, who wrote the Bible?

If God exists…

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I bet he has a mysterious way excuse

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 8:54 am. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on If God exists…

Scumbag religious internet users

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I think the church capitalized from God the most

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag religious internet users

Schrute Facts on God

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“Then why do churches exist, and who is Jesus’s dad?” – Michael Scott

Published by , on November 28th, 2012 at 10:38 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Schrute Facts on God

Cleverbot overreacts

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It’s an imaginary battle

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cleverbot overreacts

Scumbag God

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It is almost as if heaven didn’t actually exist and a person made up these rules

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God

Scumbag God does it again

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And by “it”, I mean your wife

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God does it again

Are you looking for a sign?

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God does work in mysterious ways.

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 5:36 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you looking for a sign?

Does God have a Flan?

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God has a flan for every woman out there

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 5:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , Comments Off on Does God have a Flan?

Is there a god?

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Checkmate, atheists.

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is there a god?

Proof that God doesn’t exist

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However, this proves Satan is real

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 12:06 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Proof that God doesn’t exist

God versus Notch

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Circles are overrated, existing isn’t

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2012 at 10:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on God versus Notch

Planking on the job

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Thank God he’s not an airplane pilot

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking on the job

God fail

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He ran out of nothingness

Published by , on November 5th, 2012 at 8:35 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on God fail

Quick way to heaven

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I didn’t even have to go to church. In your face, God!

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:23 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quick way to heaven

God did not come to condemn the world, butt to save it

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I told you that the Bible is filled with sexual stuff

Published by , on November 2nd, 2012 at 7:50 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on God did not come to condemn the world, butt to save it

Miraculous cloud

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It’s a miracle people don’t understand Photoshop yet

Published by , on November 1st, 2012 at 8:42 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Miraculous cloud

God billboard

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God works in mysterious ways

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 11:24 am. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on God billboard

Who killed more people in the Bible?

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God is poor man’s Hitler

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 11:11 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Who killed more people in the Bible?

Tank man

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Tank God they didn’t run him over

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tank man

The reason behind ass hair

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We have created a vengeful God

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The reason behind ass hair

God loves inconsistencies

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Maybe he was going for a Memento kind of thing

Published by , on October 21st, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on God loves inconsistencies

Proof God exists

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Burn!

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I God we trust

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This only makes it mildly better

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The truth about Hitler

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Considering how many people God killed in the Bible, I would say Hitler was a very God-like person

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 9:34 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The truth about Hitler

Scumbag God

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iPhone 5 doesn’t get good reception up there

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 4:31 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God

Scumbag God on circumcision

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I’m not circumcised, so I guess I’m God-like

Published by , on October 16th, 2012 at 12:02 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God on circumcision

God hates facts!

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I have faith in this sign!

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 7:56 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on God hates facts!

Camel toe nose

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I asked God for dimples, but he said this is just as good

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 6:52 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Camel toe nose

Did you ask for a sign?

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I would have preferred a flood or something

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 6:54 am. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Did you ask for a sign?

God on forgiveness

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How you like them apples?

Published by , on October 7th, 2012 at 1:29 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on God on forgiveness

Joseph and Mary in bed

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And that’s how Joseph became an atheist

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Joseph and Mary in bed