It was a drive by shooting
Google is an evil corporation after all
That’s why we don’t say “Jesus it”, we say “google it”
What would we do without Google?
That’s her answer when her parents ask her when she’s going to move out
Even Google can’t help this guy find a girlfriend
Ironically, he has to use Google to search for a job every day
You have to mix your lack of privacy with stolen identity
Next thing I know, Google is asking me if I know I can find things while I’m searching for things
Google is a lazy college senior’s best friend
Google is my teacher now
Google is celebrating 100 years since boobs were invented
I think we should try this with the Google Earth satellite
Google is the Hitler of Grammar Nazis
“Is there a God” can be answer and the answer is no
The only problem is that their faces are going to be censored
Google is the only one who respects me
How do I deactivate the image safe search?
No wonder he wanted to go into art school
This will make my porn searches much classier
This works great until you have to fix someone’s internet connection
Can I buy one at Wal-Mart? – my grandma
Wolfram avoids stepping on Google’s toes.
No wonder he is lonely.
Even in Texas.
If the ad company keeps it up, they will never be on Google again
That’s when you know you part of the group.
Don’t forget to deactivate safe search!
Even Google came out of the closet.
I shall name you Google.
Only a sir can master the four elements.
Don’t Google it.
You had to wait a few days before it gave you the result.
Give it a test drive and let us know what you think!