The Distraction Network

Cute dog with knife through his head

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I guess this is why you shouldn’t run with knifes

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute dog with knife through his head

Drive costume

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This is perfect if you want to come out as gay for Halloween

Published by , on March 19th, 2013 at 10:35 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drive costume

Lady Gaga costume ready for Halloween

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I wanted a bathing suit made out of raw meat, but my fridge was full

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lady Gaga costume ready for Halloween

My cat is ready for Halloween

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I hope I won’t have to put her down if she breaks her leg

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 6:23 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on My cat is ready for Halloween

Turn your dog into a lion for Halloween

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It’s cute, but I am not a cat person, and that includes larger felines

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:20 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Turn your dog into a lion for Halloween

Huge balls Halloween costume

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This guy can’t even stand himself

Published by , on February 25th, 2013 at 12:23 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Huge balls Halloween costume

Fred Flintstone costume

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He’s ready to go clubbin

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 2:46 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fred Flintstone costume

Cute Halloween costume idea

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I’ve heard dogs like to eat poop, but I didn’t know they were so aggressive

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 9:12 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute Halloween costume idea

The perfect slug Halloween costume

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It’s a great idea, but you have to walk really slowly for the rest of the night

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 8:50 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The perfect slug Halloween costume

Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

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This costume is ahead of the competition

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:43 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter costume

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That Halloween party just got a little bit weirder

Published by , on February 11th, 2013 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter costume

Weird Halloween costume idea

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I hope he plans on improving it or else we will have to have an R rated Halloween party

Published by , on February 9th, 2013 at 8:42 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Halloween costume idea

Pineapple costume win

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My head is not oval enough, I think I will have to go as an orange

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 5:50 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Pineapple costume win

Kids Halloween costume

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The only person who would want to dress up as a kid is Pedobear

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 2:28 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids Halloween costume

Halloween background creep

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This guy was the creepiest thing to happen all Halloween

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 5:11 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Halloween background creep

Gaming on Halloween

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I will switch to Slenderman later

Published by , on January 31st, 2013 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gaming on Halloween

Weird human cow costume

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Just because your boyfriend calls you a cow, you shouldn’t dress like one

Published by admin, on January 30th, 2013 at 10:53 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird human cow costume

Best Halloween costume for a dog

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Get all the candy!

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 7:24 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Best Halloween costume for a dog

Simple DIY Goldfish costume

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Kids have the same attention span as a Goldfish anyway

Published by , on January 18th, 2013 at 9:45 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Simple DIY Goldfish costume

Minecraft Halloween costume

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They should have dressed as creepers

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 11:06 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Minecraft Halloween costume

Pumpkin Christmas

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I think grandma has the holidays mixed up again

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 3:16 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pumpkin Christmas

Need an idea for a Halloween costume?

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Why not Zoidberg?

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2013 at 4:47 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Need an idea for a Halloween costume?

PeeWee Herman costume for Halloween

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I hope this isn’t just an excuse for masturbating when we’re watching the movie

Published by , on January 5th, 2013 at 10:47 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on PeeWee Herman costume for Halloween

Fun Ghostbusters costume

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I was too fat for any other Halloween costume anyway

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 12:41 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fun Ghostbusters costume

Vacuum Halloween scare

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No wonder my dog ran away from home

Published by , on December 31st, 2012 at 10:16 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Vacuum Halloween scare

Dressing up as an Angry Bird for Halloween

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What a coincidence, my wife dresses up as an Angry Bitch every day

Published by , on December 27th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Dressing up as an Angry Bird for Halloween

Abortion nun

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You can wear this costume on Halloween and on Christmas

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2012 at 9:10 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Abortion nun

Nice Bass Halloween costume

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The annoying song was the worst part about this costume

Published by , on December 24th, 2012 at 5:41 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nice Bass Halloween costume

The Stig for Halloween

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At least people will know who the designated driver is

Published by , on December 23rd, 2012 at 8:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Stig for Halloween

Jewish costume

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He could have gone as a banker, but that was his day off.

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2012 at 1:35 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jewish costume

Dressing up for Halloween like a sir

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Chauncey, this party is exquisite indeed

Published by , on December 21st, 2012 at 9:24 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dressing up for Halloween like a sir

Angry birds Halloween costume

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Dressing up as a fruit ninja was too difficult

Published by , on December 20th, 2012 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Angry birds Halloween costume

The Most interesting Man in the World for Halloween

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I don’t always have an awesome idea for Halloween, but when I do, it has already been done 1000 times before

Published by , on December 20th, 2012 at 3:50 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Most interesting Man in the World for Halloween

Need a Halloween costume idea?

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Why not Zoidberg?

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Need a Halloween costume idea?

Weird Halloween costume idea

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I hope it is a turkey and not something else

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:03 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Halloween costume idea

Half man half woman

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You can grab her boobs and talk about football at the same time

Published by , on November 28th, 2012 at 4:50 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Half man half woman

Father and son Halloween duo

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The kid got a lot of candy, but only because people felt sorry for him

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 1:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and son Halloween duo

Slenderman costume

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The worst part about it is that you can’t drink anything

Published by , on November 23rd, 2012 at 10:10 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Slenderman costume

Hot girl in Twister Halloween costume

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I want to get Left Foot Blue because I am dressed as a Bruce Lee

Published by , on November 21st, 2012 at 11:34 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hot girl in Twister Halloween costume

Cool Halloween costumes for guys

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If this doesn’t attract the ladies, I don’t know what will

Published by , on November 13th, 2012 at 8:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cool Halloween costumes for guys

Weirdest costume ever

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Save it for Halloween, buddy

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 5:13 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , 1 Comment

Thank you, father!

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If you buy it you can wear it for Halloween and for church

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 2:51 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Thank you, father!

Twister Halloween costume

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This Twister Halloween costume comes with a twist

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 1:40 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Twister Halloween costume

Perfect Black and White family picture for Halloween

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I can’t tell if this is racist or not

Published by , on November 10th, 2012 at 7:54 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Perfect Black and White family picture for Halloween

Slenderman costume

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Or maybe someone just walked into my apartment and is about to kill me

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Slenderman costume

Awesome Pacman costume for Halloween

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They were hit by a car after I took this picture, so it was pretty scary

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Awesome Pacman costume for Halloween

Business in the front, party at the back

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This isn’t even Halloween, he is my divorce lawyer

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Business in the front, party at the back

Working for Halloween like a sir

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I came to work today, but I couldn’t understand a word people were saying

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 9:45 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Working for Halloween like a sir

Weed costume

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No one is going to arrest a drug dealer wearing a weed costume

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 11:56 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Weed costume

Santa Claus gnome

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This is more appropriate for Halloween than for Christmas

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 1:44 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus gnome