The Distraction Network

These are terrible puns

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If you think these are hilarious, think about the ones which are already missing

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 12:14 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on These are terrible puns

What even is that

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When you stay inside for too long,

this happens

Published by admin, on March 19th, 2013 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on What even is that

Last laugh 2

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Last Laugh 1 didn’t get the last laugh

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2013 at 9:40 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Last laugh 2

Liquid asset

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What else should you name a boat that you use to get ass?

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2013 at 5:05 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Liquid asset

3 out of 2 people…

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I only have trouble with fractions a fraction of the time

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2012 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on 3 out of 2 people…

Hilarious boat name

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Does a drawing qualify as a name?

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 8:04 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hilarious boat name

Ctr Alt Delete

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This must be Bill Gates’ boat

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2012 at 7:17 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ctr Alt Delete

Funny business in the bathroom

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And that’s when child protective services took my son away

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 12:19 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny business in the bathroom

Commitment boat

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I will commit to selling this boat

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 5:17 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Commitment boat

How did she get this name???

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To those with dirty minds!!!

Submitted by: Zac. And a closer up version:

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To know is to love her…… 3075 Cruisers, Inc Rogue.

Submitted by: Zac Smith.

Published by admin, on July 18th, 2012 at 10:17 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on How did she get this name???

Unsinkable II

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It only makes you wonder what happened to Unsinkable I

Published by admin, on July 4th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Unsinkable II

Clit 1

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I wonder why he is expecting a second clit

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Clit 1

Logged off

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The only good reason for not spending time on the internet is if you own a yacht

Published by admin, on June 9th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Logged off

Knot so fast

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When he’s not sailing, he’s writing puns

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Knot so fast

In Her course

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If this doesn’t attract the ladies, I don’t know what will

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on In Her course

Inch by Inch

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That’s what she said

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Inch by Inch

Paranoid parrot

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One of these days I am going to know exactly who ran away with my money

Published by , on May 15th, 2012 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paranoid parrot

Titanic II

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What could go wrong?

Published by admin, on May 15th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Titanic II

Here lil’ fishy

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He’s trying to catch fish the hard way

Published by admin, on May 10th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Here lil’ fishy

New Senior Services

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Customer approved the proof, but fortunately never made it out the door

Submitted by: Anonymous.

Published by admin, on May 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on New Senior Services

Fore Play

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Men who own yachts should be allowed to skip fore play

Published by admin, on May 5th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fore Play

The Black Pearl

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He named it this way because everyone is trying to steal it

Published by admin, on April 20th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Black Pearl

Tried for bonus points

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I slept through every one of my trig classes so to try to smooth it over with my prof i hit on her.

Submitted by: Zack Barkley.

Published by admin, on April 12th, 2012 at 4:02 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Tried for bonus points

Send Help

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If the boat is on land and you see this in your rearview mirror, they definitely need help

Published by admin, on January 16th, 2012 at 1:17 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Send Help

Sharpie Bikini Bunny

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Nothing good comes of passing out on the toilet.

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2011 at 5:31 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Sharpie Bikini Bunny

Delishious

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They sure don’t look that “delishious”.

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2011 at 8:32 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Delishious

Mobile Repairing

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Whoever has the device Sony Erection, take it to this place.

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2011 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Mobile Repairing

Home of the Nimrods

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Too bad the meaning of Nimrod has changed to society, and people take it as something else now.

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2011 at 8:24 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Home of the Nimrods

Brake the merchandise.

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Okay, I won’t brake the merchandise, I’ll just break it.

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2011 at 8:44 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Brake the merchandise.

Penguin Babes?

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I didn’t know our society was now classifying penguins as babes too.

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2011 at 10:05 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Penguin Babes?

Strange Burglary

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That is probably the most strange and weirdest burglaries I have ever heard of.

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2011 at 10:08 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Strange Burglary

RIM tells Jobs…

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I’m sure their was a better headline that could’ve been used.

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2011 at 10:10 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on RIM tells Jobs…

Cougars stuff Beavers

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Well, this author used quite the wrong use of words.

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2011 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Cougars stuff Beavers

Forks and Knifes

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It’s knives when plural… and that’s safe to have in a store out in the open.

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2011 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Forks and Knifes

Toys

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A foot long knife in the toys section, how sweet.

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2011 at 8:37 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Toys

Trip to the toilets

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Yea, I’m pretty sure your baby wouldn’t want to see this… especially for a girl.

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2011 at 9:09 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Trip to the toilets

Do not throw stones at this sign.

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I have a easy solution to this, get rid of the useless sign.

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2011 at 8:46 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Do not throw stones at this sign.

A woman did what?

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That’s not what your suppose to do to a sexual assaulter.

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 10:18 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on A woman did what?

Dad can do it

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No dad can’t, nobody can.

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dad can do it

Letter of the day

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Great answer, too bad she doesn’t care about the part of fixing the car.

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2011 at 10:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Letter of the day

Chinese Cat

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A cat that knows how to make faces = a fortune for the owner.

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2011 at 8:14 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Chinese Cat

Down the river

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How they even managed to squeeze that vehicle in their is beyond me.

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Down the river

Jump Fail

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They tried the ol’ dukes of hazards trick, but failed miserably.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 6:53 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , 4 Comments

Closed…

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If they can’t spell remodeling right, I’m sure you can’t remodel a place.

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2011 at 8:43 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Closed…

Tickle Tickle

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So cats are indeed ticklish. Now we know.

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2011 at 8:15 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Tickle Tickle

Board Cutout Police

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It didn’t appear to phase the driver going down the center of the road.

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2011 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Board Cutout Police

Broken the chair

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As long as I don’t cause the chair to broken. That’s all I worry about.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Broken the chair

Tire Jack

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Now who is going to be the rebel and try to pull the tire out from under the car?

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 6:31 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Tire Jack

McDonalds Application

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Well… that is a really nice teacher. Trying to help people find jobs.

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2011 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on McDonalds Application

Kid Cargo

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I don’t how that man can carry both of them… that would be heavy.

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2011 at 9:03 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Kid Cargo