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Masturbation instructions

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I’m going to need someone to demonstrate this for me

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 6:58 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Masturbation instructions

Ferrari is totaled

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He should have spent some money on driving instructions

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 1:06 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ferrari is totaled

Simple instructions

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It’s perfect for your imaginary tree house

Published by admin, on January 29th, 2012 at 7:11 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , Comments Off on Simple instructions

Chinese Hotel Instructions

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Also, stop asking the receptionist for happy endings!

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2011 at 2:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese Hotel Instructions

Chinese instructions make no sense

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You’d be better off trying to understand it in Chinese.

Published by admin, on December 10th, 2011 at 6:41 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese instructions make no sense

Complex toilet paper instructions

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You can say “please change the toilet paper” or you can write a one page long essay about it.

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2011 at 2:33 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Ikea instructions

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I managed to build more complex pieces of furniture with stranger instructions, so this should be a piece of cake.

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2011 at 4:18 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ikea instructions

Dishcloth instruction list

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Now let’s see how to properly use a fork.

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2011 at 6:29 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dishcloth instruction list