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Jesus doesn’t hate fags

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He shouldn’t have hired an illiterate middle eastern copy writer

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iJesus iPhone repair

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If they are anything like Jesus, they will take your money and prove to be a scam

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Ghostbusters Jesus tattoo

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It was old man Jesus and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids

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Jesus died for your sins

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He found a loophole

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Floating in nature

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This is how the people who watched Jesus rise must have felt like

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Thank you Jesus!

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That’s why I believe we should convert Africans to Christianity

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Jesus, for the win

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What a noob, he got himself killed and than rage-quitted after 3 days

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Teenage Jesus

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He didn’t have to clean it because he is his own father and told himself not to

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You only die for our sins once

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He wanted to say Yolo, but that is simply not true

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The only good use for a Bible

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Jesus would be proud

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Bad luck Brian tries to be more like Jesus

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He didn’t have 12 friends to help him out

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Jesus is not here

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That’s why I don’t trust Mexicans anymore

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Jesus doesn’t like Facebook

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Like this on Facebook!

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Jesus didn’t love Judas

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Judas only got one shot at being Jesus’ friend

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Bad luck Brian Touched by Jesus

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At least this time Jesus was real

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Beer pong Jesus

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I wanted to play too, but Jesus kept turning the beer into wine

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , 1 Comment

Easter surprise from the Food Network

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That escalated quickly

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I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

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Jesus is the only one who is allowed to say “Eat me!” without it sounding like a swearword

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Jesus vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Best 2 out of 3 on which one of them is imaginary?

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Walking on water stunt

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What would Jesus do?

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Without Jesus, I suck T-shirt

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Jesus always likes to prevent people from sucking, if you know what I mean

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Schrute Facts on God

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“Then why do churches exist, and who is Jesus’s dad?” – Michael Scott

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Jesus Action Figure

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And I thought the Green Lantern action figure sucked

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Jesus painting fail costume

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Everyone thought I went as retarded Jesus

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The truth about Jesus’s wife

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The beauty of believing in something imaginary is that you can imagine it however you want it

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I’m Jesusing

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It’s all fun and games until someone gets crucified

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Jesus explains dinosaur extinction

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Heaven is probably filled with Dinosaurs

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Jesus Lego kit

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It makes sense, since stepping on a Lego is the most painful thing you can do besides crucifixion

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Jesus painting costume fail

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At least it is more original than the original

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Jesus walking the dogs

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He used to be a gardener, but this job pays better

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Water planking win

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I knew Jesus would return some day!

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Religious protests at Comicon

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Jesus can walk on water, but Superman can see through clothes

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2012 at 9:05 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religious protests at Comicon

Jesus fighting Santa

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Why did you think you didn’t receive what you wanted last Christmas?

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Happy Easter from Kate Upton

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I don’t know about you, but I call my penis Jesus

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 4:52 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Happy Easter from Kate Upton

The biscuit game

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If you don’t get it, you’re lucky

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Jesus versus the Devil

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If this doesn’t say classy, I don’t know what does

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Jesus approves gay marriage

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I don’t think that’s the real Jesus, butt fuck it

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Jesus walked on water?

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Walking on water was actually a hoax

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Photobombed by Jesus

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They were right when they said Jesus is all around us

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Jesus doesn’t have all the answers

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That’s why we don’t say “Jesus it”, we say “google it”

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Walking on water

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If Jesus could do it, why can’t they?

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Are you there, God?

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Jesus is so self centered

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Jesus and walking on water

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At least now I have a reason to walk over graves

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Will you survive the end of times prediction?

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Jesus is a jokester

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Cat walking on water

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Jesus cat also loves turning water into milk

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Jesus paid for my sins

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Jesus always asks for his money back, that’s why I don’t go to church

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Jesus billboard

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That explains why priests act the way they do

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Hipster Jesus

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Jesus had two dads before it was cool

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Jesus was more like me

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Except I don’t hang out with prostitutes

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Corrects history professor

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I think they are talking about Jesus

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Corrects history professor