The Distraction Network

Job from Google?

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Goodbye, unemployment!

Published by admin, on March 14th, 2013 at 1:45 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Job from Google?

Programming job opportunity

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Your first task is to write another command for their marketing campaign

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 2:31 am. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Programming job opportunity

Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

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They didn’t get hired at McDonald’s because they know how to spell, that’s for sure

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 12:43 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

New job win

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Assistant to the manager

Published by , on January 17th, 2013 at 1:13 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on New job win

Successful interview

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I have to sleep with more guys per day, but it is worth it

Published by , on January 4th, 2013 at 5:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Successful interview

Mini Cooper parking job fail

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I think she has to downgrade to a Smart car

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 11:27 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Mini Cooper parking job fail

Nerdy job

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It doesn’t look glamorous, but it barely pays the bills

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerdy job

Weird paint job

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And I thought I asked for a red one

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Weird paint job

Stop praying!

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Punishing the gays is a time consuming job

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 2:50 am. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stop praying!

Dangerous job

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The hardest part is wiping the puke every time he gets sick

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 3:41 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dangerous job

Crocodile trainer

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First lesson: how to not eat me

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2012 at 3:19 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Crocodile trainer

Graduation application fail

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I don’t plan on getting a job anyway

Published by , on October 22nd, 2012 at 11:54 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Graduation application fail

Working the pole at the Louisville Zoo. It’s our job!

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As we set up for events at the Louisville Zoo, we also find fun in planking the most difficult objects. Even the barrier poles for the buffet lines on Labor Day!!

Submitted by: Alison Crossett.

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 9:00 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Working the pole at the Louisville Zoo. It’s our job!

Worst scaffolding in the world

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Easiest $3 I ever made

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2012 at 1:46 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Worst scaffolding in the world

Manny caught in the act

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If this kid doesn’t have the best job ever, I don’t know who does

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2012 at 11:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Manny caught in the act

Stupid parking job

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He thought the parking space was an optical illusion

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2012 at 3:06 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid parking job

Fisherman on the job

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The only thing he caught was the flu

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2012 at 6:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fisherman on the job

New paint job

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He’s painting the building white and the sidewalk bloody red

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on New paint job

Directing a traffic jam

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I knew they shouldn’t have given the job to an armless man

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 9:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Directing a traffic jam

Job hunting

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I could use the money because I gave all I had to that Nigerian Prince

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 4:14 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Job hunting

Parking fail

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The valet was afraid to admit that he can’t ride scooters

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 11:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parking fail

The job of a soccer player is a difficult one

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How much did he get paid for this one?

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 6:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The job of a soccer player is a difficult one

JOINT WITH US

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Which joint? Upper arm? Knee?

Submitted by: wiraimperia

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 5:05 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on JOINT WITH US

Job fair

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You have to fight people to get a job you don’t want

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 1:46 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Job fair

Really dangerous job

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The worst part is that your boss is swinging the cables, hoping that he won’t have to pay you today

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 10:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Really dangerous job

Listening to music at the job

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His boss doesn’t understand technology well enough to make him take them off

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 8:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Listening to music at the job

Bad Luck Brian job interview

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How old did you say you are?

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian job interview

Advanced hole cleaning job

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Is this a porn related job?

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 8:07 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Advanced hole cleaning job

Cubicle jobs suck

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Surprisingly, it was her most productive day ever

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 9:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cubicle jobs suck

How to educate dinosaurs

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Dress for the job you want not for the job you have

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 2:42 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to educate dinosaurs

Smelly job

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This is the testing they were talking about in deodorant commercials

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 12:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smelly job

Work stinks

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Literally

Published by admin, on July 19th, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Work stinks

Do you think your job sucks?

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He had to choose between this and delivering newspapers

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 6:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Do you think your job sucks?

Another day at the job

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She’s taking a stab at this

Published by admin, on July 15th, 2012 at 5:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Another day at the job

Drug testing at the job?

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This is cockamamie!

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 2:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Drug testing at the job?

Complex job

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The hardest part is getting in the scuba suit before work

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Complex job

Getting the job done

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There’s no “I” in team

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 11:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting the job done

Point of view shot

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The cameraman used to work in the porn industry

Published by admin, on July 9th, 2012 at 5:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Point of view shot

Tiger attack

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Don’t worry, they ate a few tourists minutes ago, so they are not that hungry anymore

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tiger attack

Interesting career choice

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I wonder what made him want to get into it

Published by admin, on July 3rd, 2012 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Interesting career choice

Hard working dog

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When this guy buries his bone, you can be sure that you won’t find it

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 5:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hard working dog

Cubicle surprise

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The guy in the cubicle was so focused he didn’t even notice the prank

Published by admin, on June 25th, 2012 at 10:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cubicle surprise

Hold my ladder

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I don’t know if I should be shocked that this is dangerous or surprised that the guy holding the ladder has super strength

Published by admin, on June 21st, 2012 at 6:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hold my ladder

Church restoration fail

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Don’t worry, God is with them

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 11:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Church restoration fail

Dangerous circus job

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Don’t worry; the tigers only eat the performers who are not strong enough to hold on

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 11:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dangerous circus job

The wire

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If someone plants a bomb in there, they will never know which wire to cut

Published by admin, on June 9th, 2012 at 7:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The wire

Low speed train

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Impressive, but I still have to get to work in time

Published by admin, on June 7th, 2012 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Low speed train

Nate’s office

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If you fire him, he’s taking the office with him

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 4:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nate’s office

Executioner job

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If he doesn’t do his job properly, heads will roll

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 12:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Executioner job

Worst job in the world

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I hope he doesn’t take the stress home with him

Published by admin, on June 1st, 2012 at 5:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Worst job in the world