Your first task is to write another command for their marketing campaign
They didn’t get hired at McDonald’s because they know how to spell, that’s for sure
Assistant to the manager
I have to sleep with more guys per day, but it is worth it
I think she has to downgrade to a Smart car
It doesn’t look glamorous, but it barely pays the bills
And I thought I asked for a red one
Punishing the gays is a time consuming job
The hardest part is wiping the puke every time he gets sick
First lesson: how to not eat me
I don’t plan on getting a job anyway
As we set up for events at the Louisville Zoo, we also find fun in planking the most difficult objects. Even the barrier poles for the buffet lines on Labor Day!!
Submitted by: Alison Crossett.
Easiest $3 I ever made
If this kid doesn’t have the best job ever, I don’t know who does
He thought the parking space was an optical illusion
The only thing he caught was the flu
He’s painting the building white and the sidewalk bloody red
I knew they shouldn’t have given the job to an armless man
I could use the money because I gave all I had to that Nigerian Prince
The valet was afraid to admit that he can’t ride scooters
How much did he get paid for this one?
Which joint? Upper arm? Knee?
Submitted by: wiraimperia
You have to fight people to get a job you don’t want
The worst part is that your boss is swinging the cables, hoping that he won’t have to pay you today
His boss doesn’t understand technology well enough to make him take them off
How old did you say you are?
Is this a porn related job?
Surprisingly, it was her most productive day ever
Dress for the job you want not for the job you have
This is the testing they were talking about in deodorant commercials
He had to choose between this and delivering newspapers
She’s taking a stab at this
This is cockamamie!
The hardest part is getting in the scuba suit before work
There’s no “I” in team
The cameraman used to work in the porn industry
Don’t worry, they ate a few tourists minutes ago, so they are not that hungry anymore
I wonder what made him want to get into it
When this guy buries his bone, you can be sure that you won’t find it
The guy in the cubicle was so focused he didn’t even notice the prank
I don’t know if I should be shocked that this is dangerous or surprised that the guy holding the ladder has super strength
Don’t worry, God is with them
Don’t worry; the tigers only eat the performers who are not strong enough to hold on
If someone plants a bomb in there, they will never know which wire to cut
Impressive, but I still have to get to work in time
If you fire him, he’s taking the office with him
If he doesn’t do his job properly, heads will roll
I hope he doesn’t take the stress home with him