The Distraction Network

Yo momma joke fail

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That only makes the joke even better

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 6:07 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Yo momma joke fail

When the smog clears in Los Angeles

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They don’t teach you that in school

Published by admin, on March 12th, 2013 at 5:14 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on When the smog clears in Los Angeles

Michael Scott on inappropriate jokes

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Joker approved

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2013 at 5:25 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Michael Scott on inappropriate jokes

Joey’s Adam’s apple

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I’ll name it whatever I want to name it!

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 12:10 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Joey’s Adam’s apple

I never joke about math or sex

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You shouldn’t joke about the things you know too much and the ones you know too little

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 5:04 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I never joke about math or sex

Powered up hair

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It’s over 9000!

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Powered up hair

Adolphin Hitler

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He was the smartest mammal

Published by admin, on February 7th, 2013 at 3:06 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Adolphin Hitler

European commercials

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In Soviet Russia, you will see a topless tractor on a woman

Published by admin, on January 8th, 2013 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on European commercials

Why you shouldn’t leave your dog out in the snow

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I had to shave him

Published by , on January 5th, 2013 at 11:25 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why you shouldn’t leave your dog out in the snow

Too high or heavy?

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Yes I am

Published by , on December 29th, 2012 at 4:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Too high or heavy?

9/11 jokes

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These jokes are plane wrong

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on 9/11 jokes

Awful high school experience

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Her “yo momma” jokes hit really close to home

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 4:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awful high school experience

None shall pass

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If you don’t get the joke, you’re too young for the internet

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 12:35 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on None shall pass

How do you make a plumber cry?

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Plumbers are so sensitive

Published by , on December 4th, 2012 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you make a plumber cry?

Bar name battle

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This joke isn’t for people who don’t usually read

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2012 at 8:58 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bar name battle

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

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This joke is too obtuse for me

Published by , on November 10th, 2012 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

The Office Knock Knock joke

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No wonder Michael left, who wants to get slapped by his employees?

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 4:52 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Office Knock Knock joke

Sorry I slept with your mom cake

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They had to start making them especially for you

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 7:34 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sorry I slept with your mom cake

What kind of bird sticks to a sweater?

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This joke flew right pass me

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2012 at 6:27 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What kind of bird sticks to a sweater?

How do you have a party in space?

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It is going to be cool, but you might not like the atmosphere

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 7:38 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you have a party in space?

Weird cat cake

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It must be an inside joke

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 2:45 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird cat cake

Want to hear a pizza joke?

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I think I am going to save it for later

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 2:45 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to hear a pizza joke?

Stapler fun

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I hope Jim won’t put mine in jello again

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 12:40 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stapler fun

The perfect response to I love You

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I am going to use this when someone finally says “I love you” to me

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 9:36 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect response to I love You

Useless billboard

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You are selling me this joke sir, and I don’t like it

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Useless billboard

Learning how to take a compliment

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Wow, someone gave you a compliment?

Published by , on September 24th, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Learning how to take a compliment

When chemists die

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I’m positive this is true

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on When chemists die

Anti joke Chicken

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I’m not going to lay here and say anti-Semitic jokes

Published by , on September 9th, 2012 at 8:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke Chicken

Leonardo DiCaprio and the Joker

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He obviously doesn’t know the pencil trick

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Leonardo DiCaprio and the Joker

Time for laundry?

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It ain’t over till I have to go commando

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 9:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Time for laundry?

The lowest form humor

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I’m tired of these bloody sexiest jokes!

Published by , on August 11th, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The lowest form humor

I tried being gay once

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Butt I liked it

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on I tried being gay once

Funny vocabulary

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I see/visualize/envision what you did there

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 3:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny vocabulary

Hypothetical situation

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They should have kept Charlie based on this joke alone

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 12:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hypothetical situation

Clever joke

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So close

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 5:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clever joke

Old school Jake Harper

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And mentally challenged girls still work at Apple!

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Old school Jake Harper

Roger has a solution for everything

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His humor is out of this world

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Roger has a solution for everything

Math jokes

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Math is not only educational, it is also funny

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 7:28 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Math jokes

Too much goofing around?

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The best part is trying to pretend laugh

Published by admin, on June 28th, 2012 at 11:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Too much goofing around?

PMS explication

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There comes a period in your life where you don’t find menstrual jokes funny anymore.

Published by , on June 7th, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on PMS explication

Your life is a joke

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That’s why I’m a comedian

Published by admin, on April 19th, 2012 at 2:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your life is a joke

Sir jokes

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If your jokes don’t involve noble gases, you are not doing it right

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 12:46 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sir jokes

The Dalai Lama

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He went into the coffee shop and asked: “can you make me one with everything?”

Published by admin, on April 13th, 2012 at 7:31 am. Filled under: Cool Coffee Art Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Dalai Lama

Coming out of the closet

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The joke should ease the tension

Published by admin, on March 30th, 2012 at 2:37 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coming out of the closet

Chemistry joke

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The chemist had a blast that night

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2012 at 8:11 pm. Filled under: Chemistry Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chemistry joke

Duck joke

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Funny, but does it have an echo?

Published by , on March 2nd, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Duck joke

Funny chemistry jokes

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That’s also the reason why I never look at funny math pics

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2012 at 12:07 am. Filled under: Chemistry Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny chemistry jokes

Your mother is so fat

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Who said nerds can’t be hurtful?

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2012 at 5:57 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your mother is so fat

Anti joke chicken

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Then why did seven ate nine?

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2012 at 5:57 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anti joke chicken

Taking a Shit

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Because you’re taking it out of your butt

Published by , on December 9th, 2011 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taking a Shit