The Distraction Network

Crying kid wearing a fake mustache

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Just because you have a mustache, it doesn’t mean you are a man

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 11:50 pm. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Crying kid wearing a fake mustache

Violent kid

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I can’t say I wasn’t happy

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 11:11 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Violent kid

Kid in the trunk

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Don’t worry, if he falls, he can ride that bicycle home

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid in the trunk

Grumpy kid on Facebook

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I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grumpy kid on Facebook

What a mess

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That’s the last time I’m leaving my kid in charge of painting the apartment

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 2:39 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What a mess

Success kid as a kid

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Just kidding, this happened last week and I’m 23

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 5:56 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Success kid as a kid

Kid trying to catch the red dot

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Kids are just like cats, only they can talk

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:03 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to catch the red dot

90s kid forever

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Are kids born in the 90s old enough to use the internet?

Published by admin, on February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 am. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , Comments Off on 90s kid forever

Santa Claus and cute kid

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This kid is not that into magical beings

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 3:33 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus and cute kid

Kid screaming at cat

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That’s how I feel about my cat too

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 12:28 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid screaming at cat

Dildo collection

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Still better than my old toy collection

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 7:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildo collection

Kid groping a bride like a sir

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He is instituting Prima Nocta

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 11:39 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid groping a bride like a sir

Gaming and taking care of the kid

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He’s playing life on hard mode

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 7:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Gaming and taking care of the kid

Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

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This costume is ahead of the competition

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:43 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

Kid wearing Breaking Bad costume

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Who needs candy when you have meth?

Published by , on February 6th, 2013 at 10:04 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid wearing Breaking Bad costume

Kid pooped his pants

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That’s a Christmas card right there

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid pooped his pants

Smoking with your kid in the car

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Don’t worry, she won’t rat her own mother out

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 9:40 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Smoking with your kid in the car

The Grinch Stole Christmas

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Christmas is the name of the kid

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 11:34 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Grinch Stole Christmas

McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

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I’m loving it!

Published by , on January 15th, 2013 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

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The worst part is that she is also taking medicine

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 1:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

Cute kid smoking a cigarette

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It’s better to start while you are still 100% healthy

Published by , on January 5th, 2013 at 7:31 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute kid smoking a cigarette

Kid wearing a fire truck costume

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He is just as loud as a fire truck, so he might as well dress like one

Published by , on December 27th, 2012 at 8:50 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid wearing a fire truck costume

Kid doesn’t understand soccer

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That’s why Americans usually play football instead

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 9:38 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid doesn’t understand soccer

How to send your kids to school

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Kids won’t pick on the girl who is crazy enough to wear skis to school

Published by , on December 25th, 2012 at 12:27 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to send your kids to school

Kid trying to smoke a cigar

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She wants to start smoking while her lungs are still healthy

Published by , on December 24th, 2012 at 10:09 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to smoke a cigar

Teaching your kid how to smoke

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You don’t want the other kids to make fun of him, do you?

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 7:59 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teaching your kid how to smoke

Parents showing kid how to fight

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And you only have to stop hitting if the referee says so

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 1:05 am. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Parents showing kid how to fight

6 year old hero

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In 12 years, we are going to get married

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 5:58 pm. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on 6 year old hero

The Luigi kid

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No wonder he is alone, all of the other kids are hanging out with Mario

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:15 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Luigi kid

Kid making a mess

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Blame it on the cat

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 3:08 am. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid making a mess

Soon to be mother smoking

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She tells the kid what to do, not the other way around

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 9:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Soon to be mother smoking

Scary kid ruins the picture

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At least she is small enough to be cropped out

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scary kid ruins the picture

Lamest shirt a kid can have

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It will look great with my Pi pants

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 7:33 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lamest shirt a kid can have

Creepy kid photobombs mother

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That’s why I’m pro-choice

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 2:53 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Creepy kid photobombs mother

Kid drinking beer

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It’s not like he has to drive anywhere

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 12:25 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid drinking beer

Kid kisses his dog

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I think we need a neck brace for the kid too

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid kisses his dog

Someone locked his kid in the car

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If I leave her on the backseat, people keep calling the police

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 10:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Someone locked his kid in the car

Kid sleeping with lions and tigers

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It is only dangerous if the lion is hungry

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2012 at 9:46 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid sleeping with lions and tigers

Get your prize!

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He’s parents keep trying to fish him out, but the machine seems to be rigged

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2012 at 9:25 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get your prize!

How to punish a kid

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Now you just have to beat him with a stick

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2012 at 12:33 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to punish a kid

Ugly kid smoking a cigarette

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If you are man enough to start smoking, you are man enough to admit you’re ugly

Published by admin, on October 29th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly kid smoking a cigarette

Are we there yet?

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Stop asking me kids, play with the signs

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 5:59 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are we there yet?

Kid chugging a beer

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The kid is drunk, but his parents are probably even drunker

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid chugging a beer

How to scare your kid

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You’re never too young for a heart attack

Published by , on October 24th, 2012 at 10:12 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to scare your kid

Kids love sweets

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You can give them as much as you want because it will only end up on their face

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 6:52 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids love sweets

Kid with tattoo on his chest

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He needs to look tough for when he goes to juvenile detention

Published by , on October 21st, 2012 at 1:26 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid with tattoo on his chest

Kids love Thor

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It’s not sexual, unless you think penises are sexual

Published by , on October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids love Thor

Growing up so fast

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She’s growing up so fast, she already needs a bra

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 7:26 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Growing up so fast

Kid petting a tiger

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This picture was taken before they started calling him Chompy

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 10:15 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid petting a tiger

Kid in condom costume

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I know black men need bigger condoms, but this is ridiculous

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 11:29 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid in condom costume