The Distraction Network

Driving your kids around

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What? They needed some fresh air

Published by admin, on February 27th, 2013 at 6:15 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Driving your kids around

Father taking his kid out for a walk

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They always say that kids have a different view over the world

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 8:36 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father taking his kid out for a walk

Taking your 7 kids to school

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That’s why you shouldn’t be against birth control

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 7:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Taking your 7 kids to school

How to make your kids do chores

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This works even better if you set the password to 1234 just to mess with them

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to make your kids do chores

Kids Halloween costume

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The only person who would want to dress up as a kid is Pedobear

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 2:28 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids Halloween costume

Kids don’t like drunk Santa

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He smells too much like their father

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 10:22 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids don’t like drunk Santa

Simple DIY Goldfish costume

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Kids have the same attention span as a Goldfish anyway

Published by , on January 18th, 2013 at 9:45 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Simple DIY Goldfish costume

Kids don’t appreciate old games

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Still better than Wii

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 3:04 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids don’t appreciate old games

Collection of old toys

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Back when kids were allowed to play with guns

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2013 at 5:18 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Collection of old toys

Racist kids

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And that’s why we had to pretend he was adopted

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 2:02 am. Filled under: Determined Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Racist kids

Kids these days

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Mo money mo problems

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids these days

Entertainment for kids

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It’s colored laundry day, he doesn’t like all whites that much

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 9:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Entertainment for kids

No pets in the store. Kids OK

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See mom? You shouldn’t have left me outside yesterday

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 7:55 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on No pets in the store. Kids OK

Kids hanging out with a bear

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I hope these kids like to play because they are going to have to play dead

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids hanging out with a bear

Jewelry for Christmas

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Gather around, kids!

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2012 at 3:38 am. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jewelry for Christmas

8 year old with Botox

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What? Kids nowadays don’t even look at you if you are older than 6

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 3:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on 8 year old with Botox

The truth about cartoons in the morning

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TV won’t hurt your kids, it will just keep them on schedule!

Published by , on November 6th, 2012 at 4:56 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The truth about cartoons in the morning

Family fun

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2 girls one cup? Seems harmless

Published by , on October 29th, 2012 at 3:35 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Family fun

Playing with the kids

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I can do this all day

Published by , on October 25th, 2012 at 9:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Playing with the kids

Kids thought how to be sexual

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You have to start talking to them about sex at a young age

Published by , on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kids thought how to be sexual

Too many kids

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They should have stopped at 9

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 2:58 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too many kids

Small kids on an amusement park ride

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They are trying to get rid of the weakest one

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2012 at 11:46 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Small kids on an amusement park ride

Taking the kids out for a walk

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What? She even packed some bags in case they poop

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taking the kids out for a walk

Hoola hoop

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They tried to make them like they used to, but today’s kids wouldn’t fit in them

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2012 at 9:09 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hoola hoop

Two kids on a motorcycle

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If he falls on the side, he will still have one kid

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Two kids on a motorcycle

Industrial Christmas tree

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Kids, gather around the tree and protect your eyes!

Published by admin, on September 5th, 2012 at 8:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Industrial Christmas tree

Kids playing with balloon

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They will play with the same kind of balloon in a couple of years, but in a different way

Published by admin, on September 5th, 2012 at 10:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids playing with balloon

A lot of good spiders died today

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Thank God dozens more are about to hatch from my eggs

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2012 at 6:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on A lot of good spiders died today

Insanity wolf likes kids

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He also enjoys adults

Published by , on August 28th, 2012 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Insanity wolf likes kids

Kids drinking beer

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It’s ok because it’s Saint Patrick’s day!

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids drinking beer

Fast food costumes

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The only difference is that eating the kids is actually healthier

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fast food costumes

Kid photobombs hot girls

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It’s like a condom ad

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 10:43 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid photobombs hot girls

Take your kids to work day

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He only plans to take one of them back home

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 7:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Take your kids to work day

Preparing a concoction

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What can go wrong?

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Preparing a concoction

Crazy kids

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Their parents decided to put their screaming abilities to good use

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 8:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crazy kids

Bear doesn’t like kids

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He likes them, but he likes them in his mouth

Published by admin, on July 31st, 2012 at 8:23 pm. Filled under: Damn Nature Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bear doesn’t like kids

Santa is happy

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It’s the first time kids didn’t cry when he visited

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa is happy

Beckham at the beach

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If he was this tall, maybe he could score a proper header

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 1:19 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beckham at the beach

Celebrity kids

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You don’t even have to know who’s kids they are, you can see that they are rich from a mile a way

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 8:19 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Celebrity kids

Octomom with 2 of her kids

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She finally realized that she only has 2 breasts

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 1:19 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Octomom with 2 of her kids

Why kids shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen

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I didn’t even like the cake he made

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why kids shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen

What kids really want

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I hope her mother saw this and punished her

Published by admin, on June 27th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on What kids really want

Kids playing outside

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They are playing Call of Duty

Published by admin, on June 25th, 2012 at 3:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids playing outside

The Batmobile

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If you didn’t know how to do this, you probably had better toys than what I had

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 9:25 pm. Filled under: Life Before Internet Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Batmobile

Kids wigglegram

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Are they smoking or is it just an illusion?

Published by admin, on June 10th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Wigglegrams Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids wigglegram

Neil Patrick Harris with his kids

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The only thing missing from their family is another kid

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 3:48 am. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Neil Patrick Harris with his kids

Nerf attack

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That’s why kids shouldn’t play with guns

Published by admin, on May 15th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerf attack

Kids hate Santa Claus

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They’re in it for the presents

Published by admin, on May 9th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids hate Santa Claus

Messiest kids ever

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Men never cook, but boys always want to

Published by admin, on May 1st, 2012 at 4:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Messiest kids ever

Huge mess in the kitchen

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This is how girls get used to spending time in the kitchen: by cleaning up

Published by admin, on April 19th, 2012 at 9:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , 1 Comment