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Extreme knife ad

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The knife holding company must be pissed

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 4:58 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Extreme knife ad

Cute dog with knife through his head

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I guess this is why you shouldn’t run with knifes

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute dog with knife through his head

Knife replacement

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Do you need Final Cut Pro to do this?

Published by , on February 4th, 2013 at 12:06 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Knife replacement

Spiderman and small knives

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Spoiler alert

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2012 at 1:54 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spiderman and small knives

This dog is packing

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People don’t believe me when I say I live in a bad neighborhood

Published by , on November 12th, 2012 at 2:19 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on This dog is packing

Shadow background creep

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Is that a knife in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 7:28 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shadow background creep

Knife holder fail

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At least I know that my college roommate wouldn’t make a good serial killer

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 6:57 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Knife holder fail

How to make a shank

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Or you can just use the knife instead

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 7:03 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to make a shank

Dog is depressed about dying

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Someone threw a knife and he thought it was a ball

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 3:25 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog is depressed about dying

My dog just finished his meal

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He is so silly, you were supposed to hold the knife in the right hand

Published by admin, on June 17th, 2012 at 7:35 am. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on My dog just finished his meal

Baby sleeping in drawer

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Can you pass me the knife?

Published by admin, on April 30th, 2012 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby sleeping in drawer

Knife handler

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This is what kids do if you tell them not to run with scissors.

Published by admin, on March 19th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Knife handler

Girl threatens camera with knife

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She would be better off using that knife for plastic surgery.

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2012 at 5:33 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl threatens camera with knife

Knife throwing demonstration

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This is crazy! The wife should do it because she has more experience with kitchen utensils.

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2012 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Knife throwing demonstration

Cleaver illusion

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It’s almost as bad as a regular paper cut

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2012 at 5:37 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cleaver illusion

Powerful knife

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Even God would cut his fingers with this knife

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2011 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Powerful knife

Steak Knives

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The proofreader’s salary will be cut in half.

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2011 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Steak Knives

Forks and Knifes

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It’s knives when plural… and that’s safe to have in a store out in the open.

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2011 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Forks and Knifes

Toys

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A foot long knife in the toys section, how sweet.

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2011 at 8:37 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Toys