The Distraction Network

Lame pun coon

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I can’t wait to hear the punch line

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame pun coon

I saw something at the market today

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I guess it was marketed to a different kind of audience

Published by admin, on January 16th, 2013 at 3:00 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I saw something at the market today

Chiropractor hitting on my girlfriend

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I will be back later

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chiropractor hitting on my girlfriend

Dangerous scenario

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Maybe if they majored in mining, they wouldn’t have this problem

Published by admin, on December 16th, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dangerous scenario

Simba was walking too slow

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I was starting to hakuna matata

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2012 at 2:03 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Simba was walking too slow

Do you know any good sodium jokes?

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Who said chemistry won’t be useful in real life?

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 4:44 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do you know any good sodium jokes?

I have a friend in South Korea

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Ever since I told him I’m Asian, he has been looking at me with different eyes

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 3:09 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I have a friend in South Korea

I don’t know how to feel about my beard

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I guess it was a hairy situation

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I don’t know how to feel about my beard

Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

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This joke is too obtuse for me

Published by , on November 10th, 2012 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp

SOPA

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That explains why I hate my father

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2012 at 9:54 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on SOPA

How do you make a hormone?

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That’s a very bitchy thing to say

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How do you make a hormone?

Just learned how to masturbate

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Come again?

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 6:06 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Just learned how to masturbate

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

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I ain’t even mad

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 9:03 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Order of Phoenix is my favorite book

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You should Harry up and read it

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 2:35 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Order of Phoenix is my favorite book

Are you trying to control the internet?

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They ACTA little aggressive

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Are you trying to control the internet?

Lame pun coon on atheism

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Thank God they don’t make any money from it

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Condom advice

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Don’t fuck this up

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Condom advice

When a clock is hungry

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If you read the joke, it’s time to laugh

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on When a clock is hungry

Our church accepts all denominations

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The church coined taking money from people as a legitimate business strategy

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Our church accepts all denominations

Why did the ghost cross the road?

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This is funny as hell

Published by admin, on August 15th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why did the ghost cross the road?

Lame pun coon on bad joke eel

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I knew something fishy was going on here

Published by admin, on August 11th, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame pun coon on bad joke eel

Insensitive jokes

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He was just about to make a breakthrough in skateboarding

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 9:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Insensitive jokes

Loki has a new car

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That’s ironic because he’s not part of The Avengers

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 10:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Loki has a new car

What some dead batteries?

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Ironically, I was charged with battery later that day

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on What some dead batteries?

Which is the greatest entity?

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Thank God you answered correctly

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Which is the greatest entity?

Imaginary eggs

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Then you should join them?

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Imaginary eggs

Adams family pun

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He deservers the family fortune hair and square

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Adams family pun

I’m reading this book on anti gravity

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You don’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation

Published by admin, on July 4th, 2012 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m reading this book on anti gravity

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

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This is really offensive to queers

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

I found some gray hairs

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Of old age, that is

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I found some gray hairs

Are you wiccan or pagan?

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I don’t know witch one is funnier, the pun or the silly raccoon

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Are you wiccan or pagan?

I tried to grab fog

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Lame pun coon is so mistunderstood

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 9:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I tried to grab fog

The past, the future, and the present walk into a bar

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I think it’s time to get out of there

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The past, the future, and the present walk into a bar

Lame pun coon

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He died in a fiery car crash two days later

Published by , on May 30th, 2012 at 7:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame pun coon

Life without geometry

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In a couple of years, they will start teaching geometry as a religion

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2012 at 12:57 pm. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Life without geometry