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I always handle with care

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He borrowed that leopard coat from his mother

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2013 at 4:56 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on I always handle with care

Stoplight fix

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Maybe if you feel sorry for it, you are going to stop at the red light this time

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 1:37 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Stoplight fix

Shopping for musical instruments

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I will put everything on a shopping note

Published by admin, on February 24th, 2013 at 1:08 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Shopping for musical instruments

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

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Is this racist?

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 5:12 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Lame wedding picture

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If she ever wants a divorce, she can show this picture to the judge

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 12:19 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame wedding picture

42

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She thought 42 is 420 without the 0

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 9:38 pm. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , , Comments Off on 42

Lame hat picture on Facebook

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Maybe it is resting on the corner of his head

Published by admin, on January 8th, 2013 at 3:05 am. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame hat picture on Facebook

Lame Christmas tree

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Even the Grinch has a better Christmas tree in his house

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 8:15 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame Christmas tree

Lame Superman and The Flash costumes

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The Flash ran towards the end of the Earth when he saw this and Superman tried to turn back time.

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 3:10 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame Superman and The Flash costumes

Lame furry costume

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Even furries think that this guy looks dumb

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 10:17 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame furry costume

Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

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Now we just have to keep it that way

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 1:00 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

Lamest shirt a kid can have

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It will look great with my Pi pants

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 7:33 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lamest shirt a kid can have

Planking in the online world

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As if simply playing it was not nerdy enough

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 6:42 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking in the online world

Nerdiest condom ever

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If you want to buy one, it will probably go pass the expiration date in your wallet

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 12:39 pm. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerdiest condom ever

Lame Robin Costume

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The costume is ok, but Robin is always lame

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 7:45 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame Robin Costume

Lame glossy hat

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At least you don’t have to worry about someone stealing it

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame glossy hat

In your face!

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Something else is in my head at the moment

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on In your face!

Lame side hat

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They had to fix it on her with a screw

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame side hat

Can’t open pickle jar

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I’ll pickle another one later

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Can’t open pickle jar

Lame wolverine

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He might be lame, but he’s always ready for dinner

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 6:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame wolverine

I tried being gay once

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Butt I liked it

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on I tried being gay once

You work at a funeral home?

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I hope you don’t burry yourself in your work

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on You work at a funeral home?

Lame Superman

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Making the Superman outfit look lame is his superpower

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 10:28 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame Superman

Home made Transformers costume

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Maybe he can transform into something less embarrassing

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 4:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Home made Transformers costume

Lame ghost costume

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The fact that it says “Ho” it’s not even the worst part

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 12:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame ghost costume

Lame Lady Gaga costume

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If she wanted to make it better, she could have found some meat underwear

Published by admin, on June 24th, 2012 at 1:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , 1 Comment

The problem with learning stuff in high school

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I’m sure we can ignore this really important thing for another year

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 8:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The problem with learning stuff in high school

Lame Ice man

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No wonder people were giving him cold stares

Published by admin, on May 13th, 2012 at 7:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame Ice man

Sex tape

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The lousiest sex tape I ever saw

Published by admin, on May 1st, 2012 at 5:37 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sex tape

Planking at the Shangri La

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You have to be over 18 to enter and you also need to know how to plank

Published by admin, on April 20th, 2012 at 9:07 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking at the Shangri La

Pencil trick

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It’s like virtual reality, only lamer. Now do it with your iPhone!

Published by admin, on April 8th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Life Before Internet Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pencil trick

A hipster’s bicycle

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At least no one will ever attempt to steal it

Published by admin, on April 2nd, 2012 at 7:52 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on A hipster’s bicycle

First comment?

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This is the highlight of my day!

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2012 at 10:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on First comment?

Two places at once

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You can also do it with a door

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Two places at once

Lame costumes

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This goes to show that Halloween isn’t for everyone

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2012 at 6:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame costumes

Crouch without the ouch

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Check yourself before you crouch yourself

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2012 at 8:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crouch without the ouch

Lame facebook costume

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Technically, it’s a face face book costume

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2012 at 5:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame facebook costume

Man gives the finger to bicyclist

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they will also slow me down, so don’t use them.

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Man gives the finger to bicyclist

Ashton Kutcher with lame hat

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He has the balls of two and a half men to be walking around in this hat

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2012 at 1:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ashton Kutcher with lame hat

Is he gay or gay?

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The scarf doesn’t make him gay, but sleeping with other men does

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2011 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is he gay or gay?

Jonah Hill is a hipster

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He starred in such indie films as Funny People

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2011 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jonah Hill is a hipster

Lame pink top hat

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He wants to put this picture on “ugly or stupid”

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2011 at 2:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame pink top hat

Hipster party

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If you don’t have two pairs of sunglasses, you’re not hipster enough

Published by admin, on December 26th, 2011 at 12:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster party

Lame hipster

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He’s not dressed that way because he’s a hipster, he’s a hipster because he’s dressed that way

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2011 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame hipster

Crying over Twilight

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She’s upset because her boyfriend doesn’t sparkle

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 1:28 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Crying over Twilight

Wrist Expecto Patronum tattoo

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Permanent ink is the closest thing to magic she’s going to get

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2011 at 1:28 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wrist Expecto Patronum tattoo

Homeless or hipster?

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I thought they were synonyms

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2011 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Homeless or hipster?

I open at the close

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That’s what she said

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2011 at 12:28 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on I open at the close

Team Jacob

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You can be sure that’s not a football team

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2011 at 1:28 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Team Jacob

Hipster outfit

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It’s all about the “I’m not a hipster” attitude

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2011 at 2:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster outfit