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McDonalds billboard

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If you eat enough McDonalds, that ad is going to start making sense

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Fancy ketchup

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Nothing says “fancy” better than McDonald’s

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Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

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They didn’t get hired at McDonald’s because they know how to spell, that’s for sure

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McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

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I’m loving it!

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KFC vs McDonalds fight

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They should have calories as the primary weapon

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Out of boy toys

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And that’s how I got hired at McDonalds

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My roommate keeps to himself

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The best part about it is that if you’re hungry, you can always find something good in there

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on My roommate keeps to himself

McDonalds cat menu

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I guess the cat is out of the bag

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10% beef

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Or perhaps they are admitting that it is only 1% beef

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McDonalds Gloryhole

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Now men can finally stay they are loving it

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Salad from McDonalds?

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That’s why I don’t take vitamins anymore

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Relax, it says “McDonalds”

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Or “death to America”, I can’t really remember

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Hamburger cake

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Only at McDonalds

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Kentucky Fried Chicken

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If this is the new logo, I’m switching to McDonalds

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 12:50 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kentucky Fried Chicken

Gross McDonalds billboard

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That’s why most companies place their billboards somewhere out of reach

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross McDonalds billboard

Kill your taste buds

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If alcohol couldn’t do it, McDonalds won’t do it either

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kill your taste buds

McDonalds math

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And you will be the fattest person alive

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Ask someone to lunch

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I hope she likes McDonalds

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McDonalds mustache

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That’s one way to react to finding a mustache in your hamburger

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Hot McDonalds girl

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She definitely doesn’t eat at McDonalds

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 1:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot McDonalds girl

New McDonalds look

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Even hipsters are better than clowns

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 4:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on New McDonalds look

WTF McDonalds ad

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6 AM is then they start shooting the porn movie

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Afraid of heights?

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I’m afraid of serving McDonalds Menus, but I still do it

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 7:32 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Afraid of heights?

Weird potatoes

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They are enough for one medium order at McDonalds

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Mint Ogre-load

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It tastes like Ogre too

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Supermarket hipsters

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I thought hipsters are not allowed to go near McDonalds

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McDonalds clock

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It’s fat o’clock

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Acting like a sir at McDonalds

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They called him old McDonald, not sir McDonald for a reason

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KFC and McDonalds working together

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Both of them are trying to get you fat

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McDonalds bus ad

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With the help of a few reflective surfaces, the ad is now as wide as the average McDonalds customer

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The Flash is really fat

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He kept running between McDonalds restaurants

Published by admin, on February 24th, 2012 at 2:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Flash is really fat

McDonalds bus

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Only 5 McDonalds customers can fit in this bus

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Painfully thick

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That’s what she said

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McDonalds Coffee

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I guess that explains the awful taste

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2012 at 5:02 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds Coffee

McDonalds ad

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They are appealing to their target demographic

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2012 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds ad

McDonalds billboard

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If this doesn’t work in real life, they’re looking at another lawsuit

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2012 at 7:02 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds billboard

The 99%

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Based on his weight, I’d say those numbers are correct

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Epic McDonalds sign planking

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So McDonalds is good for something.

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Chinese take away restaurant

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This should be McDonalds’ slogan.

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chinese take away restaurant

McDonalds wedding

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She wants to marry Ronald and she is going to do it one way or another

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2011 at 7:17 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds wedding

McDonalds warning

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They are tired of fat people ruining their ads

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds warning

McDonalds Sign

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Every meter is important when you’re that fat

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2011 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds Sign

Giant potatoes

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They will use them in the next Happy Meal

Published by admin, on December 17th, 2011 at 7:03 am. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Giant potatoes

McDonalds Grim Reaper

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Death by decapitation is somewhat the same as death by obesity.

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Cause and effect

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If the effect is fatness, the cause is always McDonalds

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2011 at 4:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cause and effect

McDonalds billboard

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That’s the most reasonable explanation for Brittany Spears shaving her head

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2011 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on McDonalds billboard

Reason to put your pants on

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When kids see Ronald McDonald, they put their pants on too

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reason to put your pants on

Acid discharged beef

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I think this is a sign for McDonalds.

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Dollar menu

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The McDonalds vomit menu is always the best one

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McSkeet Burrito

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If you ever ate at McDonalds, you already tried some of their skeet.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 5:06 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on McSkeet Burrito