The Distraction Network

Whenever a girl hits on me

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I’ll let future me decide

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever a girl hits on me

Bad luck Brian horror movie

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That’s why you should kill the black guy while you have the chance

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2013 at 6:49 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian horror movie

Op is a fag

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Thermal injury!

Published by , on March 19th, 2013 at 3:55 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Op is a fag

Spandex sudden realization

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Who knew spandex was interesting?

Published by , on March 17th, 2013 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Spandex sudden realization

Too much sleep

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And I don’t even have plans in the morning

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Too much sleep

Lame pun coon

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I can’t wait to hear the punch line

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lame pun coon

Unhappily married

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Don’t worry, I didn’t marry your wife

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 2:52 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhappily married

Generation gap Morpheus

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I complain about both the previous and the generation to come, so I win

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 12:34 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Generation gap Morpheus

Scumbag Steve loves pizza

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I guess he’ll have a pizza with extra baloney!

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:27 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Steve loves pizza

Sdvice Dog meme quits

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Apparently he quits being a Labrador too

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 9:45 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sdvice Dog meme quits

Every time I’m reading a book

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I can never get pass the first page because I just have to re-read it

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 5:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Every time I’m reading a book

Awkward name confusion

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I will kill the real Phil and take his place

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 7:06 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Awkward name confusion

Social media expert

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He already has 800 pictures of his face in the same album

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 2:37 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Social media expert

Confident enough to be myself…

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I’ll try anything once

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 4:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Confident enough to be myself…

Success kid on his way back from work

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I was so excited about it, I almost pooped my pants

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 12:10 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Success kid on his way back from work

Hot cashier girl

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Good luck playing this one off as a joke

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 2:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Hot cashier girl

Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

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You don’t have to save trees too

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

Writing on the board rage

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If she starts erasing as soon as she finishes writing, I am quitting high school

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 1:26 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Writing on the board rage

Hide and seek bad luck Brian

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No one wanted to look for him

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2013 at 3:41 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hide and seek bad luck Brian

Lazy college senior sleeping schedule

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He’s half lazy college senior, half vampire

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 11:34 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior sleeping schedule

Weird College Freshman

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He needed to tinkle

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 5:26 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird College Freshman

Damn it, brain!

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I can even prank myself without knowing it

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 12:55 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Damn it, brain!

Idiot Nerd Girl loves Half Life

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She thinks the touch pad is the future of gaming

Published by , on March 8th, 2013 at 10:27 am. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , Comments Off on Idiot Nerd Girl loves Half Life

I’m a lazy college senior

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I’ll write the funny description later

Published by , on March 8th, 2013 at 7:48 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m a lazy college senior

Sudden realization about Starbucks cups drawings

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Art school isn’t useless after all

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 4:48 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sudden realization about Starbucks cups drawings

What? Firefly was cancelled?

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Oh, they made a series about it?

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 3:11 am. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , Comments Off on What? Firefly was cancelled?

Success kid as a kid

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Just kidding, this happened last week and I’m 23

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 5:56 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Success kid as a kid

Bad luck Brian tries to sell his body

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I guess I should have taken my braces off

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian tries to sell his body

New graphics card!

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The sheep almost look real

Published by , on March 3rd, 2013 at 2:33 pm. Filled under: Idiot Nerd Girl Tags: , , , Comments Off on New graphics card!

Whenever a hot friend flirts with me

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And that’s why I don’t have friends anymore

Published by , on March 3rd, 2013 at 1:02 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whenever a hot friend flirts with me

Jawbreaker problems

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And he can’t even sue them for false advertising

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jawbreaker problems

Bad luck Brian is a mugger

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It was worse than the time he tried to fist fight Chuck Norris

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2013 at 6:11 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian is a mugger

Lazy college senior sudden realization

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I knew I shouldn’t have focused so much on academics

Published by , on February 27th, 2013 at 5:44 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior sudden realization

Knock on wood

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That’s why you shouldn’t be superstitious

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 2:04 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Knock on wood

How to get through life without college

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They don’t teach you about the Vomit Comet in college

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 6:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to get through life without college

Scumbag brain doesn’t like waking up

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And that’s how I missed my graduation ceremony

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 1:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain doesn’t like waking up

Whenever I get offered gum

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This makes saying “no” even harder

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 2:48 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I get offered gum

Forward text or you will die

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It wasn’t a recommendation, it was a threat

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 1:08 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Forward text or you will die

Hipster cat meme

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You probably never heard of it

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 10:15 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster cat meme

Bad luck Brian gets an A

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At least it is better than the B he got on his last hepatitis test

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 11:40 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian gets an A

I don’t always talk on the phone

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I don’t know how people could talk on the phone on their landlines

Published by , on February 21st, 2013 at 5:10 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I don’t always talk on the phone

Multiple choice test

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It was the right answer

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 7:47 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Multiple choice test

Name drawn in raffle

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No one wanted to take his place

Published by , on February 19th, 2013 at 6:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Name drawn in raffle

Powered up hair

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It’s over 9000!

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Powered up hair

Every time someone passes me

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Some men just want to watch the world burn

Published by , on February 17th, 2013 at 4:50 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Every time someone passes me

Why I don’t like masturbation fail stories

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A brave man, that’s who

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why I don’t like masturbation fail stories

Baffle them with brilliance?

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The method is different, but the result is the same

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 7:03 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baffle them with brilliance?

How to lose your virginity

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They felt so bad for him, they helped

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 3:28 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to lose your virginity

Scumbag brain on using the internet

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I am not a smart man

Published by , on February 13th, 2013 at 3:27 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain on using the internet

Peeing is an out of body experience

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If you don’t have good aim, it is also an out of toilet experience

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 8:36 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Peeing is an out of body experience