The Distraction Network

Weird billboard message

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Is that a threat or an invitation?

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 8:56 am. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird billboard message

Having internet problems?

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She also loves shaking hands with blind people

Published by , on February 2nd, 2013 at 5:03 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Having internet problems?

Weird attention ATM message

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Damn, it feels good be a gangsta

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 4:48 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird attention ATM message

God has a billboard

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Stop killing our people. – Everyone

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on God has a billboard

Billboard or power plant?

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That’s weird, most power plants don’t have links on them.

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2012 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Billboard or power plant?

It’s now safe…

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I even remember when it wasn’t safe to turn off a computer

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on It’s now safe…

Cock Alert

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I think his wife is getting a little bit overprotective.

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2012 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cock Alert

Thanksgiving Day message

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I thought Chinese people didn’t celebrate Thanksgiving

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2011 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thanksgiving Day message

Witty T-shirt Message

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It’s so witty, I don’t even understand it.

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2011 at 1:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Witty T-shirt Message

Microwave is angry

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If he’s old enough to cook food, he is old enough to clean himself.

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2011 at 10:33 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Microwave is angry

Definition of clean

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And now you also know the definition of a crazy person.

Published by admin, on December 17th, 2011 at 4:33 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Definition of clean

Mirror chalkboard message

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You make my head hurt.

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2011 at 12:57 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mirror chalkboard message

Great t-shirt design

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They will end up protesting against peanut butter sooner or later.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 5:56 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Great t-shirt design

Message about toys doesn’t make sense

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The only thing I understand is that kids are violent.

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2011 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Message about toys doesn’t make sense

Angry college roommate

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That’s not what the priest said when we got married!

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2011 at 3:33 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Angry college roommate

Sex on someone else’s bed

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How can you be sorry about sex?

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2011 at 12:04 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sex on someone else’s bed

Roommate fairwell message

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How does a whore smell like? Don’t say “ask your mother”

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2011 at 12:04 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Roommate fairwell message

Buy poison sign

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I was thinking about the Poison CD.

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2011 at 7:27 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Buy poison sign

Tom is angry

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It seems that he had enough beer for today, so you might as well take another bottle.

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2011 at 7:27 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tom is angry

Flush me gentle sign

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She lets anyone sit on her, but she wants you to be gentle.

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2011 at 7:25 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Flush me gentle sign

Angry microwave sign

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Don’t blow your cover.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 7:26 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Angry microwave sign

Condoms in the toilet

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It’s a floater.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 7:25 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Condoms in the toilet

A sign

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Everybody wants to feel apart of the group.

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2011 at 9:53 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on A sign

Girl with accurate T-shirt

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A message to child protective services.

Published by admin, on October 11th, 2011 at 4:52 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with accurate T-shirt

God message

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Also, I’m imaginary

Published by admin, on October 11th, 2011 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on God message

Are you looking at my birds street sign

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Is bird an euphemism?

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2011 at 9:51 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you looking at my birds street sign

Hot Pocket Thief

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That ought to teach him a lesson!

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2011 at 9:49 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , 4 Comments

The joys of sucking on balls

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Is this the wrong message or the wrong picture?

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2011 at 5:26 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The joys of sucking on balls

Gross College Message

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I wonder who is going to clean it up now.

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2011 at 6:20 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross College Message

Spoon Washing

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Two words: plastic spoons.

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2011 at 6:20 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Fish hatred in college

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Fish are not even allowed to use the same showers.

Published by admin, on September 27th, 2011 at 6:28 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fish hatred in college

Smug college message

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Yes, grown-ups are known for writing passive aggressive messages.

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2011 at 6:27 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Smug college message

Message for roommates

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Next week, he plans on giving them syphilis.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 9:47 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Message for roommates

Message

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Well, at least he didn’t write it on the laptop… that was nice I guess.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 8:55 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , 1 Comment

Oops!

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All babies mean to say this when they spill on you, or get you messy.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 5:49 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Oops!

Chalkboard correspondence

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Magic chalkboard takes care of all your wishes

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2011 at 9:51 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chalkboard correspondence

Married with Children

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If they’re talking about sleeping pills, leaving the house unnoticed is not a big accomplishment.

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2011 at 8:39 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Married with Children

SRPTEMBER

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Sadly, that is not the only mistake in the note. (Notise, of, notis, becouse, futher)

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2011 at 8:16 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on SRPTEMBER

Cheese Nazi makes gym rules

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Cheese killed his parents a couple of years ago.

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2011 at 7:14 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cheese Nazi makes gym rules

Funny Message

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“Thanks, now don’t let it hit you on the way out of my dorm room”

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2011 at 8:40 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny Message

Unclear Meet up

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“If you can’t find me, I ran away with your money”

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2011 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unclear Meet up

A message to LGBT

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That’s what I’m talking about.

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2011 at 9:32 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on A message to LGBT

White Board In Blue Letters

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Don’t erase White’s Board!

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2011 at 6:08 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , Comments Off on White Board In Blue Letters

Garbage Bag

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I suppose we all know what happened, someone must’ve used a clear garbage bag in the kitchen. You should be able to fill in the rest.

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2011 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Garbage Bag

Sharing Tiffs

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I’m sorry Matt, I can’t afford for both of us to use my face products!

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2011 at 8:22 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , 4 Comments

Erica and Beth

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Atta’ girl Erica, her first time helping and cleaning the room.

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2011 at 9:39 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Erica and Beth

Or Else

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Your gonna take a dump on their bed? Is that really necessary?

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2011 at 9:39 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Or Else

Unitard

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What the hell is a unitard? Never heard of those before.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Unitard

Our House is Dirty

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Well if it’s dirty, I think you should start cleaning it instead of writing messages about it.

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2011 at 9:39 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Our House is Dirty

Take a break on the couch

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Something would make me a little suspicious of taking a break on that couch. I don’t know what though.

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2011 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Take a break on the couch