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Why is milk given to kids who swallow cleaning products?

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If that’s the correct answer, why don’t they give them alcohol?

Published by , on March 22nd, 2013 at 10:52 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why is milk given to kids who swallow cleaning products?

I think she likes cereal

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Or maybe the milk has something to do with it

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 6:30 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I think she likes cereal

Drinking milk like a hipster

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He threw the chocolate milk away because it was cool

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 8:41 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drinking milk like a hipster

Cutest baby in the world

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He just found out where milk comes from

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 9:26 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cutest baby in the world

Santa Claus in the bathroom

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Too much milk comes with side effects

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 2:04 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus in the bathroom

Drink your milk

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It’s not like she can use a straw

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2012 at 7:52 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drink your milk

Father feeding his child

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Who needs women anyway?

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Father feeding his child

Dog feeding a sheep

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At least he isn’t feeding on a sheep

Published by , on November 17th, 2012 at 4:22 pm. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Dog feeding a sheep

Drunken baby

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Who needs milk when you can have beer?

Published by , on November 7th, 2012 at 11:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drunken baby

Drinking milk like a sir

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It’s not milk. It’s cow beer

Published by , on October 5th, 2012 at 10:04 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drinking milk like a sir

Lazy cat

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She drank too much milk

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2012 at 8:04 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy cat

Cat photobomb

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No wonder there’s no milk left in the coffee maker

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 11:04 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cat photobomb

Karate gingerbread

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The loser shall meet my milk

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 8:59 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Karate gingerbread

Milk chocolate

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The same thing happened a month ago when they advertised blow up dolls

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Milk chocolate

Sexy MILF

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And by MILF I mean Mom I’d Like to File charges against

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy MILF

Want a glass of ink?

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It is much better than milk

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 8:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want a glass of ink?

Cow eating a rabbit

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If you are drinking milk, you are supporting murderer cows everything

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:23 am. Filled under: Damn Nature Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cow eating a rabbit

The MILF speaks

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I wouldn’t like to fuck him and I doubt he is a mother

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The MILF speaks

Adam Sandler has a cow

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Ironically, this cow does all the milking in the Sandler house

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 4:23 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Adam Sandler has a cow

Vampire cat

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She wants to suck your milk

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Vampire cat

Nice outfit

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I’m going to milk it for as long as I can

Published by , on May 12th, 2012 at 5:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nice outfit

Hipster cow

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She gave milk before it was cool

Published by admin, on May 4th, 2012 at 2:52 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster cow

Baby trying to get drunk

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He wants to forget about his milk addiction

Published by admin, on April 14th, 2012 at 5:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby trying to get drunk

Santa loves cats

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Although they often drink his milk

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2012 at 6:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa loves cats

Puppy drinking milk

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No matter how much milk I drink, I’ll never be that cute.

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 4:44 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Puppy drinking milk

Boy drinking milk

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Like father like son

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2011 at 7:06 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boy drinking milk

Baby with an axe

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If you won’t give him milk, he’ll kill a cow and get it himself.

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2011 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with an axe

Baby has milk moustache and beard

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The ladies love it

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2011 at 6:38 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby has milk moustache and beard

Baby tries drinking his milk

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It’s more difficult than it used to be when he was younger.

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2011 at 5:23 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby tries drinking his milk

Milk and coffee

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You don’t see this at Starbucks

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2011 at 3:09 am. Filled under: Cool Coffee Art Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Why milk?

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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong again.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 9:22 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Why milk?

Dog drinking milk

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They spent days searching for a bottle this small.

Published by admin, on October 12th, 2011 at 3:09 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog drinking milk

adorable milk face baby

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Don’t worry, that’s exactly how I drink milk also!!

Published by admin, on August 9th, 2011 at 10:02 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , 1 Comment