The Distraction Network

Do you like my web?

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I’ll take that as a no

Published by admin, on March 14th, 2013 at 3:43 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do you like my web?

Starving misunderstood spider

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Maybe he will be born a butterfly in his next life

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 3:27 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Starving misunderstood spider

I thought we were cool!

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I don’t want to walk 1000 miles in your shoes!

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on I thought we were cool!

Misunderstood spider surprise

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I had no idea you don’t like surprises

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 11:52 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider surprise

Paranoid misunderstood spider

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I knew I should have called a doctor instead

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2012 at 8:05 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paranoid misunderstood spider

The shower tile is broken

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If I wouldn’t know better, I would think you are trying to kill me

Published by admin, on October 29th, 2012 at 5:03 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on The shower tile is broken

Can you help me get this thread across the doorway?

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I thought we were cool

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 11:13 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can you help me get this thread across the doorway?

Misunderstood spider is a scholar

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He is not street smart, however

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 11:16 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider is a scholar

Sad misunderstood spider

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With that many eyes, you can see darkness clearly

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sad misunderstood spider

Moving to the floor

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If only I could speak human

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 1:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moving to the floor

Spiders just want to chill

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They hate vacuum cleaners more than dogs do

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spiders just want to chill

Misunderstood spider just wants to help

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It’s a love hate relationship

Published by admin, on August 21st, 2012 at 11:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider just wants to help

What are you reading?

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I thought you enjoyed the feeling of a spider on your lips

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on What are you reading?

Getting rid of spiders

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Squashing him would have been an easier death

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting rid of spiders

Misunderstood spider getting tortured

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That’s what you get for being helpful!

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 7:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider getting tortured

Misunderstood spider wants to cuddle

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Men don’t like to cuddle

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider wants to cuddle

Is your wife leaving you?

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My spider wife is very traditional when it comes to eating your spouse

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is your wife leaving you?

Spiders love to study

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He learned a couple of things about what it takes to kill a spider

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 7:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spiders love to study

High five the misunderstood spider

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That’s how Spiderman was born

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 2:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on High five the misunderstood spider

The problem with dusting

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It is worse than spring cleaning

Published by admin, on July 4th, 2012 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with dusting

Aggressive humans

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I don’t think I’m immune to fire

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 6:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Aggressive humans

Helpful misunderstood spider

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Humans have a weird way of saying thank you

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 12:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Helpful misunderstood spider

The Real Misunderstood spider

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He must be from another country

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 1:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Real Misunderstood spider

Can I live here?

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I promise I won’t go into your mouth when you’re sleeping

Published by admin, on June 18th, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can I live here?

Can you pass me the paper?

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I can’t read it if you keep hitting me with it

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can you pass me the paper?

Catching crickets

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You’re lucky I’m not venomous

Published by admin, on June 10th, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Catching crickets

Misunderstood spider taking a bath

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I wonder where this drain goes

Published by admin, on June 6th, 2012 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider taking a bath

What are you reading?

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He was reading “How to kill a spider”

Published by admin, on May 29th, 2012 at 7:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on What are you reading?

Misunderstood Spider brings his family

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He had 4 wives anyway

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 5:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood Spider brings his family

Misunderstood Spider helps catch flies

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I guess we should call it the spider swatter from now on

Published by admin, on May 21st, 2012 at 1:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood Spider helps catch flies

Difference between humans and spiders

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My brothers will not be happy about this

Published by admin, on May 17th, 2012 at 5:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Difference between humans and spiders

Misunderstood spider on your steering wheel

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He was just wondering if you’re there yet

Published by admin, on May 13th, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider on your steering wheel

Helpful misunderstood spider

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I guess after life is a reward too

Published by admin, on May 9th, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Helpful misunderstood spider

A man’s best friend

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Technically, you’re not an animal

Published by admin, on May 5th, 2012 at 7:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A man’s best friend

Check out my spy parachute!

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It is almost as if humans don’t like spiders

Published by admin, on May 1st, 2012 at 5:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Check out my spy parachute!

Misunderstood spider is in danger

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He shouldn’t have invaded a Texas household

Published by admin, on April 27th, 2012 at 5:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider is in danger

Protective misunderstood spider

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An eye for an eye

Published by admin, on April 23rd, 2012 at 6:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Protective misunderstood spider

Misunderstood spider

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I don’t have a cold, but thank you!

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Misunderstood spider